The world is terrible but at least I’ve swaddled my dog in his monogrammed blanket
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The world is terrible but at least I’ve swaddled my dog in his monogrammed blanket
New screed, I signed it 💃
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
New screed, I signed it 💃
Kristin Kish chef?? #thetraitors #topchef
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Kristin Kish chef?? #thetraitors #topchef
9 years married today!
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
9 years married today!
If you look closely into her eyes, you can see the raisin piloting her like a mech
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you look closely into her eyes, you can see the raisin piloting her like a mech
Me, when I’m being annoying about pronunciation:
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Me, when I’m being annoying about pronunciation:
Before/after guac and margs in the courtyard
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Before/after guac and margs in the courtyard
Son of a bitch, I’m in!
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Son of a bitch, I’m in!
Typical Gay Agenda:
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Typical Gay Agenda:
Gurl gonna give me a seizure
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gurl gonna give me a seizure
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
