I'm really confused now because your bio says you're 40 and podcasts have really only been a thing for 20 years

🏴‍☠️ there are ways to watch it that won’t give her a dime 🏴‍☠️🤫

As a Twins fan, I hate that we have to share the 1999 championship with the damned New Yerk Yankees

I hate this new era we live in where nobody and nothing has an editor. Every 90 minute movie becomes a 10 hour streaming series and every 1500 word story becomes…Whatever the fuck this is.

Can we still call it the Butlerian Jihad if it’s started by the Catholic Pope?

Ok smart guy what do I do when *other people* are using it to make my life worse?

Tech bros now re-inventing schisms from first principles

Thanks! I can send this clip to my parents instead of getting them gifts, and I’m sure they’ll appreciate the gesture.

“Get a real job!” says the doctor of the make-believe

I’m 1) extremely happy for Louis reaching this stage and performing as well as he has and 2) so, so mad about the trade.

When I was doing a lot of travel over the summer, it was very helpful to turn off Bluesky’s cellular connection and keep it WiFi-only. Much less useful while working from home during the hunkering season, but at least it stops doomscrolling while in the grocery store checkout line

Passive voice “was shot” means he shot himself through negligence, or another cop / ICE agent shot him through negligence. Every time.