Brendan Parry Kaufmann
@bpkaufmann.bsky.social
Audible Shape.
Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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I was just on the Enoden last week! And a few days ago, I rode the Wakayama Electric Railway, through, little villages, rice fields and vegetable patches - a line doubly notable, as the Chief Station Master is Nitama-san is a large calico cat.
Because Japan, obviously.
Because Japan, obviously.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I was just on the Enoden last week! And a few days ago, I rode the Wakayama Electric Railway, through, little villages, rice fields and vegetable patches - a line doubly notable, as the Chief Station Master is Nitama-san is a large calico cat.
Because Japan, obviously.
Because Japan, obviously.
I AM IN JAPAN THE STATIONMASTER IS A CAT PLEASE SEND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I AM IN JAPAN THE STATIONMASTER IS A CAT PLEASE SEND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
A much-needed timeline cleanser, folks - Kenroku-en Gardens in gentle rain, Kanazawa, today.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A much-needed timeline cleanser, folks - Kenroku-en Gardens in gentle rain, Kanazawa, today.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
Yeah, whatever happened to that guy - oh.
Right.
Good.
Right.
Good.
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yeah, whatever happened to that guy - oh.
Right.
Good.
Right.
Good.
...aaaaand here's me, in mine.
You're a goddamn moron, Sssusssannn.
You're a goddamn moron, Sssusssannn.
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
...aaaaand here's me, in mine.
You're a goddamn moron, Sssusssannn.
You're a goddamn moron, Sssusssannn.
Oh, look. I have one, too - you staggeringly stupid woman.
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh, look. I have one, too - you staggeringly stupid woman.
Might time for this little guy, again:
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Might time for this little guy, again:
It is very handy having a talented little brother who can 3D print replacement slider caps, so you can restore your ancient ARP Avatar synthesiser.
Isn't she pretty? She's had her nails done. 🙂 🎶
Isn't she pretty? She's had her nails done. 🙂 🎶
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It is very handy having a talented little brother who can 3D print replacement slider caps, so you can restore your ancient ARP Avatar synthesiser.
Isn't she pretty? She's had her nails done. 🙂 🎶
Isn't she pretty? She's had her nails done. 🙂 🎶
So. This is 59.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
July 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So. This is 59.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Time for this little guy, I reckon:
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Time for this little guy, I reckon:
My cat has made a pillow fort.
Because "fuck alla youse", apparently.
Because "fuck alla youse", apparently.
July 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My cat has made a pillow fort.
Because "fuck alla youse", apparently.
Because "fuck alla youse", apparently.
This is the dream, frankly.
July 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is the dream, frankly.
Hello, Bluesky - a timeline cleanser.
Please wish these two - Goblin & Ghost - a happy tenth birthday, this 4th of July.
Please wish these two - Goblin & Ghost - a happy tenth birthday, this 4th of July.
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hello, Bluesky - a timeline cleanser.
Please wish these two - Goblin & Ghost - a happy tenth birthday, this 4th of July.
Please wish these two - Goblin & Ghost - a happy tenth birthday, this 4th of July.
Seems they all got the damn memo, today.
May 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Seems they all got the damn memo, today.
I don't know what it's doing with its face there...is that what it thinks actual people do when they are happy?
I've seen lampreys with more winsome smiles
I've seen lampreys with more winsome smiles
May 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I don't know what it's doing with its face there...is that what it thinks actual people do when they are happy?
I've seen lampreys with more winsome smiles
I've seen lampreys with more winsome smiles
My money's on FC Dynamo Llama.
Probably.
Probably.
May 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My money's on FC Dynamo Llama.
Probably.
Probably.
Ohhhh, here's an idea - remember how fighter aircraft sometimes have shark's or tiger's teeth painted on their nose?
Do that with Zeppelins, but with baleen. And big gentle eyes.
{NOT SHOWN - ME GOING FOR A FLIGHT IN THIS THING IN FRIEDRICHSHAFEN ON MY BIRTHDAY, HAPPILY GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT}
Do that with Zeppelins, but with baleen. And big gentle eyes.
{NOT SHOWN - ME GOING FOR A FLIGHT IN THIS THING IN FRIEDRICHSHAFEN ON MY BIRTHDAY, HAPPILY GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT}
April 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ohhhh, here's an idea - remember how fighter aircraft sometimes have shark's or tiger's teeth painted on their nose?
Do that with Zeppelins, but with baleen. And big gentle eyes.
{NOT SHOWN - ME GOING FOR A FLIGHT IN THIS THING IN FRIEDRICHSHAFEN ON MY BIRTHDAY, HAPPILY GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT}
Do that with Zeppelins, but with baleen. And big gentle eyes.
{NOT SHOWN - ME GOING FOR A FLIGHT IN THIS THING IN FRIEDRICHSHAFEN ON MY BIRTHDAY, HAPPILY GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT}
This is the thing I loved most, about the delightful German town of Worms - Martin Luther will tell you when it's safe to cross the street.
April 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is the thing I loved most, about the delightful German town of Worms - Martin Luther will tell you when it's safe to cross the street.
Me in the Pentagon National Security Team group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me in the Pentagon National Security Team group chat.
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.