Brendan Parry Kaufmann
@bpkaufmann.bsky.social
Audible Shape.
Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Semi-Ambulatory Cheese Disposal System.
Actor/Writer/Director/Producer/Cat-Wrangler.
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Here's me. "Hyperwealthy pedophilic genocidal dickweeds versus the rest of humanity"
Hyperwealthy pedophilic genocidal dickweeds versus the rest of humanity - The Shot
It really is the 1% versus the rest of us. The stakes couldn't be higher. And the enemy could not be more depraved. Still, we'll win.
theshot.net.au
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here's me. "Hyperwealthy pedophilic genocidal dickweeds versus the rest of humanity"
Yeah. This. Especially today.
I fucking hate having a mental health condition - anxiety, depression, and all that goes with it....
Fucking. Hate. It.
I fucking hate having a mental health condition - anxiety, depression, and all that goes with it....
Fucking. Hate. It.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yeah. This. Especially today.
I fucking hate having a mental health condition - anxiety, depression, and all that goes with it....
Fucking. Hate. It.
I fucking hate having a mental health condition - anxiety, depression, and all that goes with it....
Fucking. Hate. It.
I AM IN JAPAN THE STATIONMASTER IS A CAT PLEASE SEND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I AM IN JAPAN THE STATIONMASTER IS A CAT PLEASE SEND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Just look at this. My favourite play by The Bard of Avon - any adaptation is usually pretty good, but this looks like it would be incredible.
Exquisite design work, absolutely breathtaking.
Exquisite design work, absolutely breathtaking.
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just look at this. My favourite play by The Bard of Avon - any adaptation is usually pretty good, but this looks like it would be incredible.
Exquisite design work, absolutely breathtaking.
Exquisite design work, absolutely breathtaking.
Jesus fucking Christ on a tricycle.
This sick, sociopathic fat cunt of a man.
This sick, sociopathic fat cunt of a man.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jesus fucking Christ on a tricycle.
This sick, sociopathic fat cunt of a man.
This sick, sociopathic fat cunt of a man.
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A much-needed timeline cleanser, folks - Kenroku-en Gardens in gentle rain, Kanazawa, today.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A much-needed timeline cleanser, folks - Kenroku-en Gardens in gentle rain, Kanazawa, today.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba?
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot.
This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible.
Celebrate the wins.
Will Shakesberd knows.
He always knows.
He always knows.
pig-like he whines
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Will Shakesberd knows.
He always knows.
He always knows.
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dateline: Japan
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo.
And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.
Name one, you fat fuck.
Trump: "Windmills are a disaster. I am the biggest negative person on windmills. They ruin your locations ... we have countries that are going bankrupt because they're putting windmills all over the place."
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Name one, you fat fuck.
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello, Japan - you're looking well!
OPERATION SURPRISE SAUSAGE PIZZA DELIVERY FROM THE GUY WHO'S COME TO CLEAN THE POOL BUT WHO'S THIS ITS THE NEIGHBOR LADY PAYING A VISIT FOUR - THE ASS-WRECKING
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
OPERATION SURPRISE SAUSAGE PIZZA DELIVERY FROM THE GUY WHO'S COME TO CLEAN THE POOL BUT WHO'S THIS ITS THE NEIGHBOR LADY PAYING A VISIT FOUR - THE ASS-WRECKING
Mood.
"OH MY GOD!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FELT FACE DIPSHITS! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR LOVER'S QUARREL!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Mood.
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Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️
Vale, Tatsuya Nakadai.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Vale, Tatsuya Nakadai.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
An actor who elevated everything he was in.
WAKE UP BABE, THE BOOJUMS NEW BALLTEARER JUST DROPPED
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Meet Me In The Middle - The Boojums
YouTube video by The Boojums
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WAKE UP BABE, THE BOOJUMS NEW BALLTEARER JUST DROPPED
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.
I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE WHERE ARE THE HIGH CALORIE EARTH HU-MANS FOR ME TO INGEST
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE WHERE ARE THE HIGH CALORIE EARTH HU-MANS FOR ME TO INGEST
So...
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So...
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
Is he dead yet?
No?
Fuck.
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Tapping the sign AGAIN
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Tapping the sign AGAIN
Kinda preferred my explanation, but the real story is pretty awesome anyway:
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Kinda preferred my explanation, but the real story is pretty awesome anyway:
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
"...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."
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Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”
I am *pleading* with Americans to try to understand what understated sarcasm from an Australian academic might sound like.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
WOLFERS: “.. I can’t tell you why the president lies, but I can tell you that everything he has said about prices being lower is a lie. .. I’m starting to think that he doesn’t actually care about the cost of living.”
@justinwolfers.bsky.social @svdate.bsky.social
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
@justinwolfers.bsky.social @svdate.bsky.social
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am *pleading* with Americans to try to understand what understated sarcasm from an Australian academic might sound like.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.
Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly.
He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.