BRADLEY
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MY NAME IS BRADLEY BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CAPTAIN MEAT CANNON AND IF THEY DONT THEY ARE NO LONGER MY FRIENDS
WOW IM GLAD IM NOT AN OPENLY RACIST PSEUDOFASCIST BOOTLICKER WHO WORKED TIRELESSLY TO ELECT A TINY HANDED TYRANT WITH DEMENTIA AND BECAUSE OF THIS I HAVE NOTICED THAT NO ONE HAS EVER TRIED TO SHOOT ME IN THE NECK
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
WOW IM GLAD IM NOT AN OPENLY RACIST PSEUDOFASCIST BOOTLICKER WHO WORKED TIRELESSLY TO ELECT A TINY HANDED TYRANT WITH DEMENTIA AND BECAUSE OF THIS I HAVE NOTICED THAT NO ONE HAS EVER TRIED TO SHOOT ME IN THE NECK
I HATE READING THE NEWS BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF BIG WORDS AND ALSO I JUST REALLY FUCKING MISS JOE BIDEN
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I HATE READING THE NEWS BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF BIG WORDS AND ALSO I JUST REALLY FUCKING MISS JOE BIDEN
HELLO GOOD MORNING I AM BACK AND NOT POOPING WHILE I WRITE THIS
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
HELLO GOOD MORNING I AM BACK AND NOT POOPING WHILE I WRITE THIS
THEY SAY MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS BUT I THINK THATS SOMETHING THE RICH MADE UP SO WE DONT TAKE THEIR MONEY
FOR EXAMPLE MONEY CAN BUY
HEALTHCARE
HIGH QUALITY FOOD
AFFLICTION T SHIRTS
FUN DATES FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL
A DODGE HELLCAT
FOR EXAMPLE MONEY CAN BUY
HEALTHCARE
HIGH QUALITY FOOD
AFFLICTION T SHIRTS
FUN DATES FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL
A DODGE HELLCAT
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
THEY SAY MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS BUT I THINK THATS SOMETHING THE RICH MADE UP SO WE DONT TAKE THEIR MONEY
FOR EXAMPLE MONEY CAN BUY
HEALTHCARE
HIGH QUALITY FOOD
AFFLICTION T SHIRTS
FUN DATES FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL
A DODGE HELLCAT
FOR EXAMPLE MONEY CAN BUY
HEALTHCARE
HIGH QUALITY FOOD
AFFLICTION T SHIRTS
FUN DATES FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL
A DODGE HELLCAT
AM I TRIPPING OR WASNT DONOLD TRUMP SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING EGGS CHEAPER
MR TRUMP I EAT 14 EGGS A DAY I REALLY NEED YOU TO GET ON THIS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HANDS OR FIRING GOVERNMENT WORKERS WHOSE JOBS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THANK YOU
MR TRUMP I EAT 14 EGGS A DAY I REALLY NEED YOU TO GET ON THIS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HANDS OR FIRING GOVERNMENT WORKERS WHOSE JOBS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THANK YOU
February 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
AM I TRIPPING OR WASNT DONOLD TRUMP SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING EGGS CHEAPER
MR TRUMP I EAT 14 EGGS A DAY I REALLY NEED YOU TO GET ON THIS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HANDS OR FIRING GOVERNMENT WORKERS WHOSE JOBS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THANK YOU
MR TRUMP I EAT 14 EGGS A DAY I REALLY NEED YOU TO GET ON THIS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HANDS OR FIRING GOVERNMENT WORKERS WHOSE JOBS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THANK YOU
GLUTES FOR THE SLOOTS
QUADS FOR THE BROADS
CURLS FOR THE GIRLS
SQUATS FOR THE THOTS
QUADS FOR THE BROADS
CURLS FOR THE GIRLS
SQUATS FOR THE THOTS
February 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
GLUTES FOR THE SLOOTS
QUADS FOR THE BROADS
CURLS FOR THE GIRLS
SQUATS FOR THE THOTS
QUADS FOR THE BROADS
CURLS FOR THE GIRLS
SQUATS FOR THE THOTS
THE FIRST GYM TO STOP SHOWING FUCKING FOX NEWS ON THE OVERHEAD TV GETS MY BUSINESS IMMEDIATELY
HELL JUST REMOVE THE FUCKING TVS ITS 2025 WE ALL HAVE SMARTPHONES YOU DUMBASSES
HELL JUST REMOVE THE FUCKING TVS ITS 2025 WE ALL HAVE SMARTPHONES YOU DUMBASSES
February 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
THE FIRST GYM TO STOP SHOWING FUCKING FOX NEWS ON THE OVERHEAD TV GETS MY BUSINESS IMMEDIATELY
HELL JUST REMOVE THE FUCKING TVS ITS 2025 WE ALL HAVE SMARTPHONES YOU DUMBASSES
HELL JUST REMOVE THE FUCKING TVS ITS 2025 WE ALL HAVE SMARTPHONES YOU DUMBASSES
MY NEW PERSONAL PROJECT TODAY IS SEEING IF I CAN CONDUCT ALL HUMAN INTERACTIONS USING ONLY UNCOMFORTABLY INTENSE EYE CONTACT AND DUKE NUKEM QUOTES
January 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
MY NEW PERSONAL PROJECT TODAY IS SEEING IF I CAN CONDUCT ALL HUMAN INTERACTIONS USING ONLY UNCOMFORTABLY INTENSE EYE CONTACT AND DUKE NUKEM QUOTES
TRYING TO DECIDE IF MY CELEBRITY CRUSH IS GONNA BE AUBREY PLAZA OR ROSA SALAZAR
HONESTLY ITS REALLY HARD
THE DECISION IS DIFFICULT TOO
HONESTLY ITS REALLY HARD
THE DECISION IS DIFFICULT TOO
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
TRYING TO DECIDE IF MY CELEBRITY CRUSH IS GONNA BE AUBREY PLAZA OR ROSA SALAZAR
HONESTLY ITS REALLY HARD
THE DECISION IS DIFFICULT TOO
HONESTLY ITS REALLY HARD
THE DECISION IS DIFFICULT TOO
IF YOU’RE NOT READING THIS POST IN BETWEEN SETS I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOU
January 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
IF YOU’RE NOT READING THIS POST IN BETWEEN SETS I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR YOU
DOES THIS MEAN IM A WOMAN
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
DOES THIS MEAN IM A WOMAN
I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN STUDYING THE TEACHINGS OF SIR MIXALOT AND I HAVE DISAGREEMENTS
IT IS NOT IN THE SIZE OF THE BUTT, IT IS THE SHAPE
DONT FORGET YOUR SQUATS
IT IS NOT IN THE SIZE OF THE BUTT, IT IS THE SHAPE
DONT FORGET YOUR SQUATS
January 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN STUDYING THE TEACHINGS OF SIR MIXALOT AND I HAVE DISAGREEMENTS
IT IS NOT IN THE SIZE OF THE BUTT, IT IS THE SHAPE
DONT FORGET YOUR SQUATS
IT IS NOT IN THE SIZE OF THE BUTT, IT IS THE SHAPE
DONT FORGET YOUR SQUATS
SKIP COMMUNAL PRAYER SERVICES
NIETZSCHE ALREADY DISCOVERED GOD IS DEAD ANYWAY
GO TO THE GYM INSTEAD
NIETZSCHE ALREADY DISCOVERED GOD IS DEAD ANYWAY
GO TO THE GYM INSTEAD
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
SKIP COMMUNAL PRAYER SERVICES
NIETZSCHE ALREADY DISCOVERED GOD IS DEAD ANYWAY
GO TO THE GYM INSTEAD
NIETZSCHE ALREADY DISCOVERED GOD IS DEAD ANYWAY
GO TO THE GYM INSTEAD
SOMETIMES I GET DEPRESSED BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN A WORLD THAT INCLUDES GOLD’S GYM, V8 ENGINES, AND ROSA SALAZAR AND I FEEL A LOT BETTER
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
SOMETIMES I GET DEPRESSED BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN A WORLD THAT INCLUDES GOLD’S GYM, V8 ENGINES, AND ROSA SALAZAR AND I FEEL A LOT BETTER
SUNDAY IS BUN DAY
GO DO SQUATS YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT
GO DO SQUATS YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT
January 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
SUNDAY IS BUN DAY
GO DO SQUATS YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT
GO DO SQUATS YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIFT IN
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIFT IN
January 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIFT IN
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
THEYRE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIFT IN
GOOD MORNING
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM
January 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
GOOD MORNING
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM
RIP DAVID LYNCH, I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MOVIES BUT I LIKED THEM VERY MUCH ANYWAY ESPECIALLY ERASERHEAD WHICH IS MY FAVORITE COMEDY
YOU WERE THE 👑
YOU WERE THE 👑
January 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
RIP DAVID LYNCH, I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MOVIES BUT I LIKED THEM VERY MUCH ANYWAY ESPECIALLY ERASERHEAD WHICH IS MY FAVORITE COMEDY
YOU WERE THE 👑
YOU WERE THE 👑
THE FIRST PERSON TO CORRECTLY GUESS MY RATIO OF TAX RETURNS TO RESTRAINING ORDERS GETS AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
January 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
THE FIRST PERSON TO CORRECTLY GUESS MY RATIO OF TAX RETURNS TO RESTRAINING ORDERS GETS AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
LADIES DID YOU KNOW THAT CUM IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY PROTEIN-DENSE BUT ALSO AMAZING FOR YOUR SKIN TOO
THIS IS A TRUE FACT AND WAS NOT JUST MADE UP BY HORNY SCIENTISTS
THIS IS A TRUE FACT AND WAS NOT JUST MADE UP BY HORNY SCIENTISTS
January 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
LADIES DID YOU KNOW THAT CUM IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY PROTEIN-DENSE BUT ALSO AMAZING FOR YOUR SKIN TOO
THIS IS A TRUE FACT AND WAS NOT JUST MADE UP BY HORNY SCIENTISTS
THIS IS A TRUE FACT AND WAS NOT JUST MADE UP BY HORNY SCIENTISTS
Reposted by BRADLEY
life really is the ultimate shitpost
January 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
life really is the ultimate shitpost
I JIZZ EITHER IN TWELVE SECONDS OR IN AN HOUR AND A HALF AND THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
January 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I JIZZ EITHER IN TWELVE SECONDS OR IN AN HOUR AND A HALF AND THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
HELLO LADIES I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND
I CAN BENCH 325 LBS AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS 300
REQUIREMENTS ARE YOU MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONAL HYGEINE AND ALSO LOOK LIKE ROSA SALAZAR
PLEASE DM ME I AM SO TIRED OF MASTURBATING
I CAN BENCH 325 LBS AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS 300
REQUIREMENTS ARE YOU MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONAL HYGEINE AND ALSO LOOK LIKE ROSA SALAZAR
PLEASE DM ME I AM SO TIRED OF MASTURBATING
January 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
HELLO LADIES I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND
I CAN BENCH 325 LBS AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS 300
REQUIREMENTS ARE YOU MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONAL HYGEINE AND ALSO LOOK LIKE ROSA SALAZAR
PLEASE DM ME I AM SO TIRED OF MASTURBATING
I CAN BENCH 325 LBS AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS 300
REQUIREMENTS ARE YOU MUST HAVE EXCEPTIONAL HYGEINE AND ALSO LOOK LIKE ROSA SALAZAR
PLEASE DM ME I AM SO TIRED OF MASTURBATING
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TELL BLUESKY WHAT ACCOUNTS TO NOT BRING UP ON MY FEED
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO WEAR DIAPERS RECREATIONALLY THANK YOU
I HAVE UNDER ARMOUR BOXER BRIEFS LADIES GET AT ME
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO WEAR DIAPERS RECREATIONALLY THANK YOU
I HAVE UNDER ARMOUR BOXER BRIEFS LADIES GET AT ME
January 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TELL BLUESKY WHAT ACCOUNTS TO NOT BRING UP ON MY FEED
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO WEAR DIAPERS RECREATIONALLY THANK YOU
I HAVE UNDER ARMOUR BOXER BRIEFS LADIES GET AT ME
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO WEAR DIAPERS RECREATIONALLY THANK YOU
I HAVE UNDER ARMOUR BOXER BRIEFS LADIES GET AT ME