you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

You’ve gotta hang onto it. I bet that’s why it’s called a savings account.

ok, where were we... has congress appointed a genital inspector yet?