Firkin on Film
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I used to be on Twitter - but then a right-wing manchild took over..
See y'mum's got a new job..
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
See y'mum's got a new job..
*blinks* What?..
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
*blinks* What?..
I bet when he poos he makes a right mess..
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bet when he poos he makes a right mess..
We really are in a dark, dark place if someone is trying to claim that Johnny Cash wasn't cool.. Dude was in Columbo. Fuck off..
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We really are in a dark, dark place if someone is trying to claim that Johnny Cash wasn't cool.. Dude was in Columbo. Fuck off..
Either the designer went 'Fuck it..' as they updated 'Final-Final_Design_V27' or they're genuinely some of the most incompetent people in the country.
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Either the designer went 'Fuck it..' as they updated 'Final-Final_Design_V27' or they're genuinely some of the most incompetent people in the country.
I'd be fine if 'AI actor' Tilly Norwood's first role was as a disruptive force within the Dolmio family..
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'd be fine if 'AI actor' Tilly Norwood's first role was as a disruptive force within the Dolmio family..
Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bond will be a fresh-faced British actor
He's such a ruddy, bloody bloke..
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
He's such a ruddy, bloody bloke..
This implies I'll be at his bedside, looking deep into his eyes as he flatlines..
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This implies I'll be at his bedside, looking deep into his eyes as he flatlines..
I don't know.. maybe a drunk lion wouldn't be so angry.
August 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't know.. maybe a drunk lion wouldn't be so angry.
Shocking scenes at the garden centre..
August 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Shocking scenes at the garden centre..
In solidarity, I shall also not be accepting any gold ingots or blow jobs from Alexandra Daddario..
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In solidarity, I shall also not be accepting any gold ingots or blow jobs from Alexandra Daddario..
"I have had it with these motherfucking murders on this motherfucking train!"..
August 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"I have had it with these motherfucking murders on this motherfucking train!"..
Really recommend 'I am not Nicholas' on Audible. Fascinating journalism and so much weird and disturbing stuff. Binged it all in one evening..
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really recommend 'I am not Nicholas' on Audible. Fascinating journalism and so much weird and disturbing stuff. Binged it all in one evening..
I don't know. Hope this helps, cheers..
August 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I don't know. Hope this helps, cheers..
My cracks are full of gas, can you frack me?..
August 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My cracks are full of gas, can you frack me?..