Firkin on Film
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I used to be on Twitter - but then a right-wing manchild took over..
When are we classifying racism as a mental illness?..
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When are we classifying racism as a mental illness?..
If I was a trillionaire, I'd buy two famous billionaires and make them fight to the death in my Thunderdome as robots suck my dick and the sun implodes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If I was a trillionaire, I'd buy two famous billionaires and make them fight to the death in my Thunderdome as robots suck my dick and the sun implodes.
It's only when you hear the phrase 'penetrative sex' a few times that you realise how hilarious it sounds.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's only when you hear the phrase 'penetrative sex' a few times that you realise how hilarious it sounds.
Oh no, no no no no no.. No. Stop touching it and NO.
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Oh no, no no no no no.. No. Stop touching it and NO.
See y'mum's got a new job..
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
See y'mum's got a new job..
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This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
PODCAST: PAUL F. TOMPKINS on Season 20, Episode 9 | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
Just saying that a good way for Trump to take the medias focus off Zohran Mamdani would be to release the Epstein files..
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just saying that a good way for Trump to take the medias focus off Zohran Mamdani would be to release the Epstein files..
Hey, companies - I can tell if your advert is AI generated and I swear on my little black heart, I shall never buy your fucking product.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey, companies - I can tell if your advert is AI generated and I swear on my little black heart, I shall never buy your fucking product.
If I was Dick Cheney I'd have had the good grace to die years ago..
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I was Dick Cheney I'd have had the good grace to die years ago..
Actually, it's called 'rounders'..
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Actually, it's called 'rounders'..
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The nonce formerly known as Prince..
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The nonce formerly known as Prince..
Charlie Brown was a little cuck.
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Charlie Brown was a little cuck.
*blinks* What?..
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
*blinks* What?..
I love the idea of paying lots of money to not see ABBA in 'ABBA Voyage' because I can pay no money to also not see ABBA at home..
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I love the idea of paying lots of money to not see ABBA in 'ABBA Voyage' because I can pay no money to also not see ABBA at home..
I bet when he poos he makes a right mess..
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bet when he poos he makes a right mess..
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Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
I just had a Lime Pepsi and now I'm surrounded by smiling youths in Vinted fits singing Icona Pop and oh God there's a skateboard and I'm scared..
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I just had a Lime Pepsi and now I'm surrounded by smiling youths in Vinted fits singing Icona Pop and oh God there's a skateboard and I'm scared..
*applying coral lipstick while intently staring into a mirror* I'm a pretty boy.. such a pretty big boy..
Interviewer: I...I meant more your best qualities as they petain to the role..
Interviewer: I...I meant more your best qualities as they petain to the role..
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
*applying coral lipstick while intently staring into a mirror* I'm a pretty boy.. such a pretty big boy..
Interviewer: I...I meant more your best qualities as they petain to the role..
Interviewer: I...I meant more your best qualities as they petain to the role..
But what about gluten-free tampons?
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
But what about gluten-free tampons?
I wonder where the tipping point is going to be in America?
That small spark.
That small spark.
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wonder where the tipping point is going to be in America?
That small spark.
That small spark.
We really are in a dark, dark place if someone is trying to claim that Johnny Cash wasn't cool.. Dude was in Columbo. Fuck off..
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We really are in a dark, dark place if someone is trying to claim that Johnny Cash wasn't cool.. Dude was in Columbo. Fuck off..