Pinned
Cyclist: “Lights are beneath me.”
..oh, now they’re above me.
Now they’re on top of me, argh!
*squish*
..oh, now they’re above me.
Now they’re on top of me, argh!
*squish*
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Cyclist: “Lights are beneath me.”
..oh, now they’re above me.
Now they’re on top of me, argh!
*squish*
..oh, now they’re above me.
Now they’re on top of me, argh!
*squish*
This Christmas why not tell the mother in law that the wasabi paste is smashed avocado just for shits and giggles.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This Christmas why not tell the mother in law that the wasabi paste is smashed avocado just for shits and giggles.
Apparently a line manager does not deal in cocaine, I know that now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Apparently a line manager does not deal in cocaine, I know that now.
Off the top of my head I can’t think of a worse fate. (See what I did there?)
Oh, this is the /good/ good stuff right here.
On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Off the top of my head I can’t think of a worse fate. (See what I did there?)
They wouldn’t know if they were coming or going 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
They wouldn’t know if they were coming or going 🤔
Meanwhile on Temu..
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Meanwhile on Temu..
Dakota Hot?
Dakota Fanning.
Dakota Fanning.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dakota Hot?
Dakota Fanning.
Dakota Fanning.
it’s a bit of a long shot but does anybody know a good sniper?
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
it’s a bit of a long shot but does anybody know a good sniper?
Don’t know why this popped into my head but we once went on a short break to an ‘Eco Pod’ which was great but the toilet was pretty grim. I shone my iPhone torch into the bowl and about 6 foot below was a wheelie bin to collect the poo and wee. Don’t envy that emptying job 🤢
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Don’t know why this popped into my head but we once went on a short break to an ‘Eco Pod’ which was great but the toilet was pretty grim. I shone my iPhone torch into the bowl and about 6 foot below was a wheelie bin to collect the poo and wee. Don’t envy that emptying job 🤢
@mintyminxy.bsky.social Happy birthday lovely! 🥳🎉🎂🎁🥂
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
@mintyminxy.bsky.social Happy birthday lovely! 🥳🎉🎂🎁🥂
Christmas film pitch:
Successful career woman moves to small American town due to work but clashes with a local dude with hilarious consequences. Hatred eventually turns to love and everything is wonderful until the last minute when they both get slaughtered by an escaped convict. Roll credits.
Successful career woman moves to small American town due to work but clashes with a local dude with hilarious consequences. Hatred eventually turns to love and everything is wonderful until the last minute when they both get slaughtered by an escaped convict. Roll credits.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Christmas film pitch:
Successful career woman moves to small American town due to work but clashes with a local dude with hilarious consequences. Hatred eventually turns to love and everything is wonderful until the last minute when they both get slaughtered by an escaped convict. Roll credits.
Successful career woman moves to small American town due to work but clashes with a local dude with hilarious consequences. Hatred eventually turns to love and everything is wonderful until the last minute when they both get slaughtered by an escaped convict. Roll credits.
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Is this wolf using a tool to get a seafood snack? Or does it not count, because the animal didn't construct the trap itself? @phiejacobs.bsky.social dives into that debate, plus more of the best from @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser: www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Is this wolf using a tool to get a seafood snack? Or does it not count, because the animal didn't construct the trap itself? @phiejacobs.bsky.social dives into that debate, plus more of the best from @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser: www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on doing up the buttons on your cardi.
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on smiling at strangers
Rachel Reeves is to announce a tax on hugging your nan
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rachel Reeves to announce a tax on doing up the buttons on your cardi.
@onebigholiday31.bsky.social Finally saw One Battle After Another yesterday. Bit unsure at first but liked it more as it went on. The car chase was satisfying but how did the hitman know it was Willa driving the car?!
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
@onebigholiday31.bsky.social Finally saw One Battle After Another yesterday. Bit unsure at first but liked it more as it went on. The car chase was satisfying but how did the hitman know it was Willa driving the car?!
@anniemg.bsky.social Happy birthday Ann! Have a good one 👍🥳🎂🍾
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@anniemg.bsky.social Happy birthday Ann! Have a good one 👍🥳🎂🍾
TV series that have a ‘next time’ synopsis at the end of the episode - stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
TV series that have a ‘next time’ synopsis at the end of the episode - stop it.
I've eaten so much wax it's coming out of my ears!
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I've eaten so much wax it's coming out of my ears!
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Adrian Chills is one of the best things on Bluesky.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Adrian Chills is one of the best things on Bluesky.
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"All in all, this plasterboard saved my life."
(Currently measuring out my life in Wickes product reviews.)
(Currently measuring out my life in Wickes product reviews.)
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"All in all, this plasterboard saved my life."
(Currently measuring out my life in Wickes product reviews.)
(Currently measuring out my life in Wickes product reviews.)
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Well this can go and fuck itself...
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well this can go and fuck itself...
There’s a van I keep seeing around Hull and on the back it reads ‘WE CLEAN STUFF REALLY GOOD’ and it makes my teeth itch every time.
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There’s a van I keep seeing around Hull and on the back it reads ‘WE CLEAN STUFF REALLY GOOD’ and it makes my teeth itch every time.