AVOID getting a bowl of dust from the last of the cereal box by simply sticking the wand thing of a vacuum cleaner with a sock on the end into it first.
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree, but suddenly out of the blue bullets come flying from all directions he's shot and killed on the spot. Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
