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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
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Hi, loves.

Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.

Thank you. x
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Nice people 😡😡😡
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”

it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Think of the pastries!
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Perfect. No notes.
Who else has trophies they could send him? Imagine how he'd feel if he had all the trophies.
January 17, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"Dogma", 1999, resurrected 2025
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Tuck and roll!
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Your Wednesday reminder :

Fuck ICE

Free Palestine

Black Lives Matter

Protect the dolls

Release the Epstein files

Access to abortion saves lives

Billionaires shouldn't exist
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Ah, shite. I just searched for them and the top tweet, though likely true, does seem to be satire. Thank you.
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Why I won't hear anything against Gen Z-ers.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Good afternoon, and may I add "FUCK ICE" and its many incarnations.
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Today's rabbit hole; Hell Creek.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Cr...
Hell Creek Formation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm forcing Connor to hate watch this with me next week. He's currently applying to be adopted. 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Labour defends Trump.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Ah, this reminds me of when LucyBoy got himself trapped on top of the kitchen cabinets, and pretended to style it out whilst his internal monologue was (very obviously) SHIT!
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
And a note from my Mum...
January 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I've got a veruca and no socks, unfortunately.
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
*Pauses over insulated envelope*
January 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Want me to fart in an envelope and send it to him? x
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Saw this, and thought of the commentary you usually give with your frankly amazing bird shots, @lukebmtb.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM