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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe
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Hi, loves.
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.
Thank you. x
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
Perfect. No notes.
Who else has trophies they could send him? Imagine how he'd feel if he had all the trophies.
January 17, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Perfect. No notes.
"Dogma", 1999, resurrected 2025
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
"Dogma", 1999, resurrected 2025
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Read the article here: musically.com/2026/01/15/5...
5.1tn annual music streams... but 120.5m tracks had 10 or fewer
Music-biz number-cruncher Luminate has published its year-end report for 2025, with plenty of stats for the industry to chew over.
musically.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Read the article here: musically.com/2026/01/15/5...
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
Your Wednesday reminder :
Fuck ICE
Free Palestine
Black Lives Matter
Protect the dolls
Release the Epstein files
Access to abortion saves lives
Billionaires shouldn't exist
Fuck ICE
Free Palestine
Black Lives Matter
Protect the dolls
Release the Epstein files
Access to abortion saves lives
Billionaires shouldn't exist
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Your Wednesday reminder :
Fuck ICE
Free Palestine
Black Lives Matter
Protect the dolls
Release the Epstein files
Access to abortion saves lives
Billionaires shouldn't exist
Fuck ICE
Free Palestine
Black Lives Matter
Protect the dolls
Release the Epstein files
Access to abortion saves lives
Billionaires shouldn't exist
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WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
Why I won't hear anything against Gen Z-ers.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Why I won't hear anything against Gen Z-ers.
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Good afternoon, and may I add "FUCK ICE" and its many incarnations.
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Good afternoon, and may I add "FUCK ICE" and its many incarnations.
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Labour defends Trump.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Labour defends Trump.
Saw this, and thought of the commentary you usually give with your frankly amazing bird shots, @lukebmtb.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Saw this, and thought of the commentary you usually give with your frankly amazing bird shots, @lukebmtb.bsky.social
Some of us were brought up by our grandparents, and boy does it show who wasn't.
Full offence meant.
Full offence meant.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Some of us were brought up by our grandparents, and boy does it show who wasn't.
Full offence meant.
Full offence meant.
Over run by squirrels, lads, but Sky's on the job.
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Over run by squirrels, lads, but Sky's on the job.
Make me a hot chocolate or DIE, Food Lady!
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Make me a hot chocolate or DIE, Food Lady!
Why do Tik Tok people call going to the shops "a haul", and I just call it going shopping?
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Why do Tik Tok people call going to the shops "a haul", and I just call it going shopping?
I call it "2am with my Youngest".
📷 Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield, London, 1998
📷 Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield, London, 1998
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I call it "2am with my Youngest".
📷 Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield, London, 1998
📷 Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield, London, 1998
I still have this cold, and it's really pissing me off now.
Good evening only to anyone else who was given the belated Christmas gift of germs by their youngest child, resulting in sneezing so hard you've both pissed yourself twice and pulled your back.
Children are *such* a blessing. 🥰
Children are *such* a blessing. 🥰
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I still have this cold, and it's really pissing me off now.
For those of you who are also neuro delightful, please consider having an Emergency Cheese for those times when you need to eat / have forgotten all day and are now shaky / have to take meds.
I keep a chunk of parmesan that I can take a bite out of when needed (labelled "Mum's") so it's left alone.
I keep a chunk of parmesan that I can take a bite out of when needed (labelled "Mum's") so it's left alone.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
For those of you who are also neuro delightful, please consider having an Emergency Cheese for those times when you need to eat / have forgotten all day and are now shaky / have to take meds.
I keep a chunk of parmesan that I can take a bite out of when needed (labelled "Mum's") so it's left alone.
I keep a chunk of parmesan that I can take a bite out of when needed (labelled "Mum's") so it's left alone.
"The Greatest Loves Of My Life : A List Of Very Strong Cheese (Autobiography, Volume 3)."
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
"The Greatest Loves Of My Life : A List Of Very Strong Cheese (Autobiography, Volume 3)."
Hey boy, are you http because ://
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Hey boy, are you http because ://
Good morning and apologies only to my dog, who I offended and pissed off so greatly when I cleaned and treated her ears, she took her "well done, thank you for your patience" treat into the frozen garden to eat rather than be in the same room as me. 😭
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Good morning and apologies only to my dog, who I offended and pissed off so greatly when I cleaned and treated her ears, she took her "well done, thank you for your patience" treat into the frozen garden to eat rather than be in the same room as me. 😭