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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · Aug 2

Hi, loves.

Just to refresh you, if you're the sort of cunt that thinks setting fire to a hotel and waving a flag around whilst you do it is cool and somehow means you're "protecting are kids", please get the fuck away from me.

Thank you. x

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 2h

Friday.

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 1d

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Things that are best to never bring to with me in conversation : How humans fucked pigeons over.

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moonchildjs.bsky.social @moonchildjs.bsky.social · 3d

Professor leaves Piers Morgan speechless. Kevin O’Leary smug faced silence.

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Showed my kids a picture of my set up for one of my degrees, and I completely forgot that I was Dot Cotton on Terry's chocolate orange.

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 4d

Hey, you know how every day someone unwittingly has the largest poo in the world and inadvertently becomes a record breaker?

Well, call Roy Castle, cos I think that that's me today.

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween, 2025. Don't come knocking.

#MayorBreslin #BegginLikeABitch

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OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - Beggin' Like a Bitch

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 4d

That time I sent a picture of Gizmo Jones Rodriguez III sitting on a piece of jewellery for my mum and some letters for her, and my brother replied with a message to tell me she's fat. 🙄

NB : She doesn't sit on the counter usually, so I thought this was kind of cool on her part.

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 5d

You may call me 32 Chunk.

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 6d

How to tell when I'm knackered; eating very sweet food "for energy", that just ends up making my stupid body hurt (but doing it anyway because IDIOT).

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 6d

The ever marvelous #Glasgalf

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 6d

Jane Goodall *and* Patricia Routledge in the same week?

That can fuck right off.

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 6d

Anyway, I'd like to go for a nap, but there is Much Packing to be done. 😭

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 6d

Good afternoon only to anyone else who has been up for so long today, not only did they accidentally make themselves a massive mug of gravy instead of coffee (and assume they could smell and taste chicken because of perimenopause), but also went to their smear test 76 hours early. 🫠

Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 7d

Two cowboys are lost in the desert.
One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree, but suddenly out of the blue bullets come flying from all directions he's shot and killed on the spot.
Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 7d

I see your Da is after attention. Again.

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 9d

God, I wish I was her.

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josh @lobstereo.bsky.social · 10d

photo of parked car annotated to where I think I should be able to destroy it for blocking pavement

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you. x

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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 10d

Because you deserve nice things,one of my favorite wholesome videos.

Today we celebrate Madeline Kahn on the 83rd year of her birth with her duet of Sing After Me with Grover.

I honestly do not want to be friends with you if Madeline or Grover or Madeline and Grover together do not make you smile.

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