Dumb Megan
@dmbmeg.bsky.social
K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Pinned
Good morning from the dmb-christ household. He is mad I am home because this is his morning nap spot.
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Good morning from the dmb-christ household. He is mad I am home because this is his morning nap spot.
I can definitely say that my marriage would fair much better on Temptation Island than Amazing Race. Nothing gets us at each others’ throats more than driving in unfamiliar cities.
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I can definitely say that my marriage would fair much better on Temptation Island than Amazing Race. Nothing gets us at each others’ throats more than driving in unfamiliar cities.
I have known many charges nurses. I have been a charge nurse. I don’t think anyone has ever matched the weathered charge nurse vibe better than Katherine LaNasa as Dana in The Pitt.
February 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I have known many charges nurses. I have been a charge nurse. I don’t think anyone has ever matched the weathered charge nurse vibe better than Katherine LaNasa as Dana in The Pitt.
lol time to go get a real job
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
lol time to go get a real job
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oh no! anyway,,
*BITCOIN EXTENDS DROP TO BELOW $65,000 AS DELEVERAGING QUICKENS
*BITCOIN EXTENDS DROP TO BELOW $65,000 AS DELEVERAGING QUICKENS
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
oh no! anyway,,
*BITCOIN EXTENDS DROP TO BELOW $65,000 AS DELEVERAGING QUICKENS
*BITCOIN EXTENDS DROP TO BELOW $65,000 AS DELEVERAGING QUICKENS
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I can think of a really great way to celebrate Black History Month.
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I can think of a really great way to celebrate Black History Month.
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My friend lives in this building and said it was truly terrifying. The whole building woke up to their building being broken into by federal agents all to grab some guy who’s posted about being anti facist.
After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
My friend lives in this building and said it was truly terrifying. The whole building woke up to their building being broken into by federal agents all to grab some guy who’s posted about being anti facist.
On repeat today
Hahahaha bitcoin
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
On repeat today
Where is a good spot for pizza in NYC? My old favorites are probably all closed. It’s for a coworker so probably Manhattan only.
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Where is a good spot for pizza in NYC? My old favorites are probably all closed. It’s for a coworker so probably Manhattan only.
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Not a peep out of Bob Woodward.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Not a peep out of Bob Woodward.
Our dude here is going bald right because this Trump combover is doing some work
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Our dude here is going bald right because this Trump combover is doing some work
Drink every time someone says to me “username checks out”
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Drink every time someone says to me “username checks out”
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I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
I will never be sad again
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I will never be sad again
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are
There is a lot of open abuse and bullying on this site and it’s not great. Don’t you guys have anything better to do? Go look at dog videos or something.
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
There is a lot of open abuse and bullying on this site and it’s not great. Don’t you guys have anything better to do? Go look at dog videos or something.
Anyways. Bitcoin is crashing again so there is good news out there if you seek it out.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Anyways. Bitcoin is crashing again so there is good news out there if you seek it out.
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Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.