Dumb Megan
@dmbmeg.bsky.social
K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Pinned
I am a duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I am a duh-wah-den-um
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
I will never be sad again
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I will never be sad again
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
I realize Dad movie can be taken multiple ways but this holds up imo
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I realize Dad movie can be taken multiple ways but this holds up imo
Please no one tag me as a weird Bouie reply guy for this strange comment I left.
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Please no one tag me as a weird Bouie reply guy for this strange comment I left.
I say “next stop, Merchandise Mart” every time I am in Chicago.
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I say “next stop, Merchandise Mart” every time I am in Chicago.
I have always fucking hated that dude
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I have always fucking hated that dude
I blocked that guy very swiftly. 17 mutuals though 🥴
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I blocked that guy very swiftly. 17 mutuals though 🥴
So yeah if you show up in my neighborhood and I don’t know you and try to start a fire, I am going to call your ass out too. Because while you get to go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, we’re the ones who have to deal with the aftermath of this invasion.
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
So yeah if you show up in my neighborhood and I don’t know you and try to start a fire, I am going to call your ass out too. Because while you get to go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, we’re the ones who have to deal with the aftermath of this invasion.
Sigh. Dumpster FIRE.
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Sigh. Dumpster FIRE.
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
Also the dumbest reason of all is that Trump and Stephen Miller *want* these images of stuff burning so you have to be a fucking moron to agree with them that it is good. There’s that horseshoe theory again.
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Also the dumbest reason of all is that Trump and Stephen Miller *want* these images of stuff burning so you have to be a fucking moron to agree with them that it is good. There’s that horseshoe theory again.
They then set the gas station behind my house on fire and the fire department was too busy to get to it so we just had to hope the entire thing didn’t just blow up
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They then set the gas station behind my house on fire and the fire department was too busy to get to it so we just had to hope the entire thing didn’t just blow up
I lived in Minneapolis in 2020. Someone lit a car on fire in the alleyway behind my friend’s house and her garage burned down.
I mentioned this to one of these weirdos that want to burn the city down and they called her a white supremacist.
I mentioned this to one of these weirdos that want to burn the city down and they called her a white supremacist.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I lived in Minneapolis in 2020. Someone lit a car on fire in the alleyway behind my friend’s house and her garage burned down.
I mentioned this to one of these weirdos that want to burn the city down and they called her a white supremacist.
I mentioned this to one of these weirdos that want to burn the city down and they called her a white supremacist.
I ain’t reading all that
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I ain’t reading all that
It just shows these people have no idea about anything because anyone who knows me knows I am the farthest thing from the peace police
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It just shows these people have no idea about anything because anyone who knows me knows I am the farthest thing from the peace police
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
I watched this! That’s where I got the idea but it’s so hard!
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I watched this! That’s where I got the idea but it’s so hard!
Have you tried it? It’s very hard!
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Have you tried it? It’s very hard!
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
All they want is to be seen and I literally do not see them. Just a fleck to brush away.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
All they want is to be seen and I literally do not see them. Just a fleck to brush away.
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are