Dumb Megan
@dmbmeg.bsky.social
K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
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I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
I will never be sad again
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I will never be sad again
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I know a lot of you thingy the dumpster discourse is silly but the federal government is waiting for images they can blast out to the lobotomized people watching Fox News so they have more support attacking us.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
This isn’t a meme. We fucking live here.
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I just realized that you guys now know me and my son listen to the Jurassic Park soundtrack together.
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I have been trying to use just one paper towel to dry my hands and it is so fucking hard
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Just blocked someone like 3 seconds ago and I have already forgotten who they are
There is a lot of open abuse and bullying on this site and it’s not great. Don’t you guys have anything better to do? Go look at dog videos or something.
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
There is a lot of open abuse and bullying on this site and it’s not great. Don’t you guys have anything better to do? Go look at dog videos or something.
Anyways. Bitcoin is crashing again so there is good news out there if you seek it out.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Anyways. Bitcoin is crashing again so there is good news out there if you seek it out.
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Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
Everywhere I look there are a bunch of people saying Minneapolis should get violent. Like what’s stopping you from driving here and kicking some ass yourself?
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Everywhere I look there are a bunch of people saying Minneapolis should get violent. Like what’s stopping you from driving here and kicking some ass yourself?
I had a breast MRI yesterday being high risk (mom died of breast cancer). They have a lot of false positives but they saw something on mine that needs follow up
Like my biggest concern wasn’t cancer it’s that I don’t want my estrogen taken away from me. Menopause sucks & I am finally sleeping again
Like my biggest concern wasn’t cancer it’s that I don’t want my estrogen taken away from me. Menopause sucks & I am finally sleeping again
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I had a breast MRI yesterday being high risk (mom died of breast cancer). They have a lot of false positives but they saw something on mine that needs follow up
Like my biggest concern wasn’t cancer it’s that I don’t want my estrogen taken away from me. Menopause sucks & I am finally sleeping again
Like my biggest concern wasn’t cancer it’s that I don’t want my estrogen taken away from me. Menopause sucks & I am finally sleeping again
One thing I find funny is these people with anonymous accounts and no photo of themselves demand I take them seriously.
Like I don’t know you! If you want me to take your (bad) points seriously at least show some courage behind them.
Like I don’t know you! If you want me to take your (bad) points seriously at least show some courage behind them.
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
One thing I find funny is these people with anonymous accounts and no photo of themselves demand I take them seriously.
Like I don’t know you! If you want me to take your (bad) points seriously at least show some courage behind them.
Like I don’t know you! If you want me to take your (bad) points seriously at least show some courage behind them.
I cannot tell you how little I respect people who go for the lowest hanging fruit in insulting me.
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I cannot tell you how little I respect people who go for the lowest hanging fruit in insulting me.
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They're SO MAD they're not funny. They hate it worse than being ugly. They know being funny is what can make a guy with 6 looks attractive to women outside their league and they just don't fucking have the juice and are mad they can't buy it or study it
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
They're SO MAD they're not funny. They hate it worse than being ugly. They know being funny is what can make a guy with 6 looks attractive to women outside their league and they just don't fucking have the juice and are mad they can't buy it or study it
I am sorry I cannot stop laughing that my kid failed pre-school swim lessons. I know I mentioned it earlier but we cannot stop talking about it. I love him so much.
February 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I am sorry I cannot stop laughing that my kid failed pre-school swim lessons. I know I mentioned it earlier but we cannot stop talking about it. I love him so much.
Just waiting for my breast MRI shooting down ho’s on the internet, as one does.
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Just waiting for my breast MRI shooting down ho’s on the internet, as one does.
This woman is fucking psycho but this is the gauge I use one why starting fires is not how we win. They want chaos. They want everything to burn so they can push the narrative that we are the violent ones.
(This was an old coworker’s post in May 2020)
(This was an old coworker’s post in May 2020)
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This woman is fucking psycho but this is the gauge I use one why starting fires is not how we win. They want chaos. They want everything to burn so they can push the narrative that we are the violent ones.
(This was an old coworker’s post in May 2020)
(This was an old coworker’s post in May 2020)
These fucking idiots are going to ruin this shit. Do not start fires in my city because you want to be internet famous. It does nothing.
After the Pretti shooting, one of those guys straight-up suckerpunched me for “filming faces”… as I filmed him and fully-masked friends lighting fires directly in front of the dozens of gathered press crews. Nonsensical; just dudes wanting someone to give them a reason. Not that different from ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
These fucking idiots are going to ruin this shit. Do not start fires in my city because you want to be internet famous. It does nothing.
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Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
This is very very very true. And part of the reason I blew this guy’s spot up. And why I have my own credentials in my bio. I try not to speak with authority about anything but my own kid and healthcare related things.
My most unpleasant realization as an epidemiologist in a pandemic was that my expertise, which I thought quite useful, was deemed irrelevant by people who were absolutely willing to take medical advice from anyone they had a parasocial relationship with.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is very very very true. And part of the reason I blew this guy’s spot up. And why I have my own credentials in my bio. I try not to speak with authority about anything but my own kid and healthcare related things.
My mentions are full of people who apparently love to get medical advice from Game of Thrones podcasters instead of APRNs.
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
My mentions are full of people who apparently love to get medical advice from Game of Thrones podcasters instead of APRNs.
The Game of Thrones podcaster decided to DM me about women’s reproductive health. This is how it went.
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The Game of Thrones podcaster decided to DM me about women’s reproductive health. This is how it went.