Dumb Megan
@dmbmeg.bsky.social
K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl.
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Where is a good spot for pizza in NYC? My old favorites are probably all closed. It’s for a coworker so probably Manhattan only.
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Where is a good spot for pizza in NYC? My old favorites are probably all closed. It’s for a coworker so probably Manhattan only.
I started gardening two years ago trying to turn my lawn into a meadow and it has greatly helped my anxiety. Definitely need some indoor plants too.
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I started gardening two years ago trying to turn my lawn into a meadow and it has greatly helped my anxiety. Definitely need some indoor plants too.
I have no idea why we are doing this to ourselves as a society for the worst possible people
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I have no idea why we are doing this to ourselves as a society for the worst possible people
My sister doesn’t work in tech, but she works for an airline in tech and just got notified she is getting laid off 🥴
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My sister doesn’t work in tech, but she works for an airline in tech and just got notified she is getting laid off 🥴
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Not a peep out of Bob Woodward.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Not a peep out of Bob Woodward.
Hey props to you for calling this shit out
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hey props to you for calling this shit out
Our dude here is going bald right because this Trump combover is doing some work
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Our dude here is going bald right because this Trump combover is doing some work
I figure if they are too stupid to see what’s going on they are too stupid to read my good posts. Block away bitches.
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I figure if they are too stupid to see what’s going on they are too stupid to read my good posts. Block away bitches.
Any time I venture out of my little sports and Minnesota Bluesky circles. That usually covers the normal people on here. I don’t love it and they remind me a lot of the MAGA chuds on the old days of Twitter.
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Any time I venture out of my little sports and Minnesota Bluesky circles. That usually covers the normal people on here. I don’t love it and they remind me a lot of the MAGA chuds on the old days of Twitter.
Drink every time someone says to me “username checks out”
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Drink every time someone says to me “username checks out”
Every single person who says this is the stupidest person alive. You are all making a run for the title.
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Every single person who says this is the stupidest person alive. You are all making a run for the title.
Pretty sure I am the one allowed to determine who is being creepy in my DMs, not you cupcake.
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Pretty sure I am the one allowed to determine who is being creepy in my DMs, not you cupcake.
Hey fellow Weed Mom 👋
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hey fellow Weed Mom 👋
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I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I just want to issue a general correction to the media: some of us are *weed* moms, not wine moms.
I am a duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I am a duh-wah-den-um
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The real debate of our time is if you pronounce duodenum dew-oh-dew-num or duh-wah-den-um
I will never be sad again
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I will never be sad again
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Another day at work at the dick sucking factory. *
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
*endoscopy suite - I actually love my job and feel good bringing people a little peace when they are super nervous.
I realize Dad movie can be taken multiple ways but this holds up imo
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I realize Dad movie can be taken multiple ways but this holds up imo
Please no one tag me as a weird Bouie reply guy for this strange comment I left.
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Please no one tag me as a weird Bouie reply guy for this strange comment I left.
I say “next stop, Merchandise Mart” every time I am in Chicago.
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I say “next stop, Merchandise Mart” every time I am in Chicago.
I have always fucking hated that dude
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I have always fucking hated that dude