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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 6h

Did … did PCA think he was going to catch that?

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 6h

Just an ass kicking. And seems somehow like it could have been worse.

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 6h

Is Kirk going to tell Fickell he “hoped we didn’t hurt any of your boys” when they shake hands?

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 7h

If your BAC could also be the numbers on the hood of a ‘72 Oldsmobile you’ve overindulged.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

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Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

I’m really stressed and I don’t even have a rooting interest.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to WNBA Champion, Pancake the Corgi!

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

Trumpets don’t play underwater so this is absurd.

A Lesser Sin Screamy @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 1d

Ponder over your beerseses

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Not sure what the criteria was this year but I deserved it.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

Our 3 year old had some uncut apple juice 6 weeks ago and he still brings it up to me daily.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

When they wake up say “um sorry there were complications and we had to vaxx your colon”

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

Now you’re the one who’s cookin

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 1d

If it works for whoppers then car makers should figure it out too.

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 2d

OH NO. HE. DIDN'T!!!

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 2d

Eagles gotta trade for a CB tonight, man.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 2d

The New York Giants have themselves a quarterback. Good for them.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 2d

It would be my preference NOT to hit off either of these fellows in these shadows.

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds about right.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

He doesn’t seem like a fan favorite.

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

My man Joe just said “you’re sucking me back into your emotional whirlpool” to his very upset new fiancé. She took her ring off right after! #LoveisBlind

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

I see this dozens of times watching football on sundays and it is disgusting. It must be stopped.

Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes we as a society get so disgusted and offended by a TV commercial that the ad quickly gets pulled from the air, and friends, we need to apply that takedown energy towards the Verizon commercial where the guy at the plastic surgeon has his mouth in his chest. This is an emergency.

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

I really didn’t think they’d go to Vidal so soon.

NFL Trade Rumors @nfltraderumors.bsky.social · 3d

Chargers Officially Placed Omarion Hampton On IR, Promoted RB Kimani Vidal

The Los Angeles Chargers announced they have officially placed RB Omarion Hampton on injured reserve with his ankle injury, sidelining him for at least four games. we’ve placed RB omarion hampton on reserve/injured + other roster moves → https://t.co/KheX1OrsF9 pic.twitter.com/yaDF3IBpK4 — Los Angeles Chargers (@chargers) October 8, 2025 They also promoted RB Kimani Vidal and […] The post Chargers Officially Placed Omarion Hampton On IR, Promoted RB Kimani Vidal appeared first on NFLTradeRumors.co.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

No one else is saying this so we have to stand up.

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Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

Sadly, Jeremisio is actually Flacco’s Reddit handle. :(

Al @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 3d

Only 3 doctorates handed out (and that includes the 2 we handed ourselves)!

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