rodger nash
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rodger nash
@rodgernash.co.uk
My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I made one of those maps but for elon musk's twitter...
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Ugh.
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Finally, keir will be free to role out his own agenda.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I have had an friéd breakfast two (2) days in a row. Fear me.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I just sent my food back in an restaurant. The egg had a pretty big uncooked bit of white near the yolk. This is it isn't it. Middle age has finally taken me. Might vote reform.
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Wes Streeting is Billy Corgan's Wario, I will not elaborate
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I appear to be in the middle of an power cut. The tortoise is *livid*.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Tweet theft.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Wednesday.
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Mandelsoff.
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Chipmunks are just very warm and slightly exictéd squirrels*.

*Grey tree rats
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Genuinely fascinated that world leaders and other high security types have gmail addresses that coild so easily be guessed. Might start sending random shit to [email protected]
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Birds do it,
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it,
Let's do it,
Let's shit outdoors
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
These are my constituents.
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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100 years since John Logie Baird stole his first picanic basket.
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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We saw you from across the bar and really, really want to deport you
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just blocked andy burnham from standing in the gorton & denton by-election; i'd give it five minutes if i were you.
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I have made dinner.
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
WHY IS PHIL COLLINS THERE?
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
with big naturals.
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Being John Malkovich with big naturals.
January 21, 2026 at 10:56 PM