Kat 🧀
@brainjumble.bsky.social
Language, castles, countryside, music, sci-fi, painting/sketches (off and on – work in progress). Dual national (UK/FR). Translator (DE/FR->EN) and proofreader (EN).
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
Pinned
I feel this with every atom of my body.
youtu.be/T5s2OTqDiyo?...
youtu.be/T5s2OTqDiyo?...
Dance 'Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy) - NSP
YouTube video by Ninja Sex Party
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I feel this with every atom of my body.
youtu.be/T5s2OTqDiyo?...
youtu.be/T5s2OTqDiyo?...
Very very ready for wine.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Very very ready for wine.
I always find it funny to see the weird stuff that sets some people off online.
The other day I saw a guy getting really mad at people who eat boiled eggs in the shell because THEY ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO PEEL THE EGG AND ANYWAY IF IT'S TOO HOT TO PEEL PUT IT IN COLD WATER IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
😁
The other day I saw a guy getting really mad at people who eat boiled eggs in the shell because THEY ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO PEEL THE EGG AND ANYWAY IF IT'S TOO HOT TO PEEL PUT IT IN COLD WATER IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
😁
a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying ok then .
Alt: Jim from American The Office is holding a cup of coffee and saying "ok then ..." while pulling a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I always find it funny to see the weird stuff that sets some people off online.
The other day I saw a guy getting really mad at people who eat boiled eggs in the shell because THEY ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO PEEL THE EGG AND ANYWAY IF IT'S TOO HOT TO PEEL PUT IT IN COLD WATER IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
😁
The other day I saw a guy getting really mad at people who eat boiled eggs in the shell because THEY ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO PEEL THE EGG AND ANYWAY IF IT'S TOO HOT TO PEEL PUT IT IN COLD WATER IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
😁
Husband is back from working in Würzburg. He brought a couple of bottles of local wine and these beer mats as a souvenir because "they sound like what people used to call you when we lived in Germany and it made me laugh" 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Husband is back from working in Würzburg. He brought a couple of bottles of local wine and these beer mats as a souvenir because "they sound like what people used to call you when we lived in Germany and it made me laugh" 😂
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Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Reposted by Kat 🧀
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
Pretty sky this evening 🤩
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pretty sky this evening 🤩
Emerged from my cocoon this morning to find that 11yo had already been reading for two hours. He's very much caught the reading bug 😁
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Emerged from my cocoon this morning to find that 11yo had already been reading for two hours. He's very much caught the reading bug 😁
Frosty out today 🥶🍄
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Frosty out today 🥶🍄
France is one of the few remaining countries to provide its potholes with the appropriate training prior to deployment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
France is one of the few remaining countries to provide its potholes with the appropriate training prior to deployment.
Buying a kettle in 1990: go to shop. Pick one of the five available kettles.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
an elderly woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years ...
Alt: An elderly woman in a green top looks tired and says "it's been 84 years ..."
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Buying a kettle in 1990: go to shop. Pick one of the five available kettles.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
Reposted by Kat 🧀
Reposted by Kat 🧀
Excellent piece by a survivor of the Sarajevo snipers who Britain took in as a child refugee.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Excellent piece by a survivor of the Sarajevo snipers who Britain took in as a child refugee.
All the cars in town are noticeably orange this morning because of Sahara dust 😂
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
All the cars in town are noticeably orange this morning because of Sahara dust 😂
Reposted by Kat 🧀
Paint me like one of your French dogs
#MontyTheSpringer
#MontyTheSpringer
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Paint me like one of your French dogs
#MontyTheSpringer
#MontyTheSpringer
Ha just remembered the kids used to say "space château" instead of space shuttle 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ha just remembered the kids used to say "space château" instead of space shuttle 😂
WEEKEND.
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
WEEKEND.
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
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Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
Reposted by Kat 🧀
The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Reposted by Kat 🧀
it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
So ready for the weekend 🥱
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So ready for the weekend 🥱