Brandon Caldwell
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Brandon Caldwell
@brandoc.bsky.social
unrestricted free agent | 1/2 of 2dopemarks | freelance writer/music journalist | houstonian | bun b's verse on "murder" is among the greatest strings of words ever put together in history.
no heathcliff either
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
WITHOUT QUESTION.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
again, it was advocacy for not giving your full effort in lieu of potential consequences!
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it is basically zone and we know zone is for gotdamn cowards
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
a triple entendre.

also that thread is advocacy for short dckin and … I cannot help but yell at the situation.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
oh they brought back skeets after dark?
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
man watched true detective S1 once and said, “I got it.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
that man’s catalog wasn’t love songs, they was threats!
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
colorado reppin'? ok sure.

barstool AND target? booooy he asked for it.
September 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM