Brandon Dwyer
@brandocalrizia.bsky.social
Works @ the State, loves scooters, videogames, and my wife.
We took a day trip a few weeks back. We ended up with a separated tire at the end.
February 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We took a day trip a few weeks back. We ended up with a separated tire at the end.
What is wrong with you Arizona? Why you so hot?
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What is wrong with you Arizona? Why you so hot?
Spent the morning running around North PHX.
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Spent the morning running around North PHX.
240+ miles.
North PHX to Wickenburg to Yarnell to Baghdad to Wickenburg to North Phx.
What a great way to spend a Sunday.
North PHX to Wickenburg to Yarnell to Baghdad to Wickenburg to North Phx.
What a great way to spend a Sunday.
January 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
240+ miles.
North PHX to Wickenburg to Yarnell to Baghdad to Wickenburg to North Phx.
What a great way to spend a Sunday.
North PHX to Wickenburg to Yarnell to Baghdad to Wickenburg to North Phx.
What a great way to spend a Sunday.
The Positive. I'm looking forward to getting another scooter.
The negative. It won't fill the void.
The Positive. I'm working through it all and maintaining a level head.
The Negative. ADHD impulsiveness. BUY BUY BUY NOW NOW NOW.
The negative. It won't fill the void.
The Positive. I'm working through it all and maintaining a level head.
The Negative. ADHD impulsiveness. BUY BUY BUY NOW NOW NOW.
January 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Positive. I'm looking forward to getting another scooter.
The negative. It won't fill the void.
The Positive. I'm working through it all and maintaining a level head.
The Negative. ADHD impulsiveness. BUY BUY BUY NOW NOW NOW.
The negative. It won't fill the void.
The Positive. I'm working through it all and maintaining a level head.
The Negative. ADHD impulsiveness. BUY BUY BUY NOW NOW NOW.
A hitch has been ordered. Behold, the Mighty Toyota Corolla will soon transport Scooters.
This is a dangerous plan. <evil grin>
This is a dangerous plan. <evil grin>
a sign that says toyota corolla in black and orange
ALT: a sign that says toyota corolla in black and orange
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January 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A hitch has been ordered. Behold, the Mighty Toyota Corolla will soon transport Scooters.
This is a dangerous plan. <evil grin>
This is a dangerous plan. <evil grin>
This weekend I have a 250m scooter trip planned.
North PHX - Wickenburg -Yarnell - Bagdad - Wickenburg - Home.
This might be the new "No Frozen Pipes" ride.
North PHX - Wickenburg -Yarnell - Bagdad - Wickenburg - Home.
This might be the new "No Frozen Pipes" ride.
January 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This weekend I have a 250m scooter trip planned.
North PHX - Wickenburg -Yarnell - Bagdad - Wickenburg - Home.
This might be the new "No Frozen Pipes" ride.
North PHX - Wickenburg -Yarnell - Bagdad - Wickenburg - Home.
This might be the new "No Frozen Pipes" ride.
Before the pandemic I rode almost everywhere. it's taken me awhile but I think I got the itch again.
3 out of 6 scooters are running. 1 more started then died but it did start, so there is hope for it.
3 out of 6 scooters are running. 1 more started then died but it did start, so there is hope for it.
June 27, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Before the pandemic I rode almost everywhere. it's taken me awhile but I think I got the itch again.
3 out of 6 scooters are running. 1 more started then died but it did start, so there is hope for it.
3 out of 6 scooters are running. 1 more started then died but it did start, so there is hope for it.
I like Starfield and I like Redfall.
June 18, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I like Starfield and I like Redfall.
I sat on the first game for close to 5 years. Not this time. I'm all in day one. The game is smarter than I should have been.
youtu.be/mUuWZs6HxME?...
youtu.be/mUuWZs6HxME?...
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June 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I sat on the first game for close to 5 years. Not this time. I'm all in day one. The game is smarter than I should have been.
youtu.be/mUuWZs6HxME?...
youtu.be/mUuWZs6HxME?...
I'm glad Starfield is leaning into horror. I hope some good creation engine peeps makes some horror stuff. If not I'll have to make Brando's Cave of Terror!
I guess I'm learning the creation engine tools now.
I guess I'm learning the creation engine tools now.
June 9, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I'm glad Starfield is leaning into horror. I hope some good creation engine peeps makes some horror stuff. If not I'll have to make Brando's Cave of Terror!
I guess I'm learning the creation engine tools now.
I guess I'm learning the creation engine tools now.
Tonight, I played the board game Heat: Pedal to the metal.
I play a lot of board games, and this one was quick to learn and a blast to play. I never thought I would enjoy a racing board game but here we are.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/36...
I play a lot of board games, and this one was quick to learn and a blast to play. I never thought I would enjoy a racing board game but here we are.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/36...
to.play
June 9, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Tonight, I played the board game Heat: Pedal to the metal.
I play a lot of board games, and this one was quick to learn and a blast to play. I never thought I would enjoy a racing board game but here we are.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/36...
I play a lot of board games, and this one was quick to learn and a blast to play. I never thought I would enjoy a racing board game but here we are.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/36...
Reposted by Brandon Dwyer
The Thing: Remastered Brings The 2002 Game Back To Xbox This Year
The Thing: Remastered Brings The 2002 Game Back To Xbox This Year
"A faithful restoration of the cult classic"
www.purexbox.com
June 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
The Thing: Remastered Brings The 2002 Game Back To Xbox This Year
In all seriousness Redfall is a good game. Not great, not horrible, but good, I wish it was better.
I actually like the look and feel of the game. Gun Play is rewarding, and the character abilities, while generic, work for the game. The Enemy AI is much improved and the random encounters
I actually like the look and feel of the game. Gun Play is rewarding, and the character abilities, while generic, work for the game. The Enemy AI is much improved and the random encounters
Redfall GIF
ALT: Redfall GIF
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June 8, 2024 at 2:37 AM
In all seriousness Redfall is a good game. Not great, not horrible, but good, I wish it was better.
I actually like the look and feel of the game. Gun Play is rewarding, and the character abilities, while generic, work for the game. The Enemy AI is much improved and the random encounters
I actually like the look and feel of the game. Gun Play is rewarding, and the character abilities, while generic, work for the game. The Enemy AI is much improved and the random encounters
Oh no. I'm playing DnD and thinking about Cyberpunk 2077. I might be diving back into Night City this weekend.
June 8, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Oh no. I'm playing DnD and thinking about Cyberpunk 2077. I might be diving back into Night City this weekend.
Doctor: If you continue to eat spicy food, you're going to kill yourself.
Me: So what you're saying there is a chance.
Doctor: YES, you will die.
Me: Pulls a bag of hot cheetos out of my pocket. "AND how long do you think it will take?"
Me: So what you're saying there is a chance.
Doctor: YES, you will die.
Me: Pulls a bag of hot cheetos out of my pocket. "AND how long do you think it will take?"
June 6, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Doctor: If you continue to eat spicy food, you're going to kill yourself.
Me: So what you're saying there is a chance.
Doctor: YES, you will die.
Me: Pulls a bag of hot cheetos out of my pocket. "AND how long do you think it will take?"
Me: So what you're saying there is a chance.
Doctor: YES, you will die.
Me: Pulls a bag of hot cheetos out of my pocket. "AND how long do you think it will take?"
I'm almost 100h into Redfall. The game is good. Don't believe the haters.
June 6, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I'm almost 100h into Redfall. The game is good. Don't believe the haters.
I'd watch it.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: A Mad Max Saga
June 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I'd watch it.
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the wild thing about FIRST BLOOD is that at no point does the movie stop to try to explain why these cops hate this random vet so much. it’s just like “listen, you get it, cops fucking suck.”
June 5, 2024 at 4:25 PM
the wild thing about FIRST BLOOD is that at no point does the movie stop to try to explain why these cops hate this random vet so much. it’s just like “listen, you get it, cops fucking suck.”
Oh yeah. I finished Project Hail Mary. I was super enjoyable, and I loved how every few chapters I'm like WTF!
I do wish the ending was a bit more ... I don't know. I'm not a good writer. Just wish it was a bit more.
I do wish the ending was a bit more ... I don't know. I'm not a good writer. Just wish it was a bit more.
June 5, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Oh yeah. I finished Project Hail Mary. I was super enjoyable, and I loved how every few chapters I'm like WTF!
I do wish the ending was a bit more ... I don't know. I'm not a good writer. Just wish it was a bit more.
I do wish the ending was a bit more ... I don't know. I'm not a good writer. Just wish it was a bit more.
It took awhile but I finally maxed out a character in RedFall. Now, do I want to start a new? Or maybe take a break.
June 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
It took awhile but I finally maxed out a character in RedFall. Now, do I want to start a new? Or maybe take a break.