Brandon Sod
@brandonsod.bsky.social
Skate fast eat grass
St. Louis Blues and useless commentary on sports in general
St. Louis Blues and useless commentary on sports in general
New York Jets fans get to experience the agony of A) yet another Pats super bowl or B) watching one of their 'draft busts' win a super bowl with another team
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
New York Jets fans get to experience the agony of A) yet another Pats super bowl or B) watching one of their 'draft busts' win a super bowl with another team
ICE *has to know* they fucked up now that they managed to shoot the most altruistic white guy in history, yeah?
January 25, 2026 at 1:36 PM
ICE *has to know* they fucked up now that they managed to shoot the most altruistic white guy in history, yeah?
No other day in American history has seen as many people disappointed by the word "plink"
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
No other day in American history has seen as many people disappointed by the word "plink"
Dodgers Reportedly Acquiring Every Baseball Player
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Dodgers Reportedly Acquiring Every Baseball Player
As someone who watches too much British panel TV, this was real confusing for a hot minute
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
As someone who watches too much British panel TV, this was real confusing for a hot minute
Blues legend Joel "Potty Time" Hofer
2025-2026 Shutouts Leaders:
4 - Ilya Sorokin
4 - Jesper Wallstedt
3 - Sergei Bobrovsky
3 - Joel Hofer
3 - Filip Gustavsson
https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_goalies.html#stats::14
4 - Ilya Sorokin
4 - Jesper Wallstedt
3 - Sergei Bobrovsky
3 - Joel Hofer
3 - Filip Gustavsson
https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_goalies.html#stats::14
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Blues legend Joel "Potty Time" Hofer
Everyone cool if just broadcast the Cardinals games myself?
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Everyone cool if just broadcast the Cardinals games myself?
The most exciting part of rooting for a Mountain West basketball team is that you don't get to find out if they're actually good until March, because they're too busy playing Air Force this time of year
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The most exciting part of rooting for a Mountain West basketball team is that you don't get to find out if they're actually good until March, because they're too busy playing Air Force this time of year
Hey the Blues won
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey the Blues won
I assume this is what Zohran is doing tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I assume this is what Zohran is doing tomorrow
Despite the result I will happily say this was the best world series I've watched in *checks notes* 14 years
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Despite the result I will happily say this was the best world series I've watched in *checks notes* 14 years
I'm tired of this grandpa
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm tired of this grandpa
Reposted by Brandon Sod
Goals in 2025-26
Ryan Reaves: 1
Connor McDavid: 0
We need to have a discussion. I think Reavo is a greater goalscorer than McDavid. The numbers don't lie.
Ryan Reaves: 1
Connor McDavid: 0
We need to have a discussion. I think Reavo is a greater goalscorer than McDavid. The numbers don't lie.
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Goals in 2025-26
Ryan Reaves: 1
Connor McDavid: 0
We need to have a discussion. I think Reavo is a greater goalscorer than McDavid. The numbers don't lie.
Ryan Reaves: 1
Connor McDavid: 0
We need to have a discussion. I think Reavo is a greater goalscorer than McDavid. The numbers don't lie.
Reposted by Brandon Sod
wow, Lumiose really is just like real-life Paris. You get off the train, get your bag stolen, and have to fight someone's weird dog
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
wow, Lumiose really is just like real-life Paris. You get off the train, get your bag stolen, and have to fight someone's weird dog
Me when it's time to Run As Administrator
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me when it's time to Run As Administrator
I'm impressed at the pull of the NFL to be able to get the cast of Donnie Darko to come together after all these years and do a live performance
September 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm impressed at the pull of the NFL to be able to get the cast of Donnie Darko to come together after all these years and do a live performance
Ok now how do I disable the Google chat notification that *tells me I have notifications disabled* every time I open the app
I'm willing to road trip to google HQ and physically break something as needed
I'm willing to road trip to google HQ and physically break something as needed
September 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ok now how do I disable the Google chat notification that *tells me I have notifications disabled* every time I open the app
I'm willing to road trip to google HQ and physically break something as needed
I'm willing to road trip to google HQ and physically break something as needed
People of the eastern hemisphere, do me a solid and let me know if the rapture is starting over there so I know not to go into work tomorrow mmk
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
People of the eastern hemisphere, do me a solid and let me know if the rapture is starting over there so I know not to go into work tomorrow mmk
Concept: a dating app that matches you with people who use the same starting word in Wordle as you
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Concept: a dating app that matches you with people who use the same starting word in Wordle as you
Someday I'm gonna get an email that has accidentally been signed with "king regards" instead of "kind regards" and I'll finally get to reply with this image
September 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Someday I'm gonna get an email that has accidentally been signed with "king regards" instead of "kind regards" and I'll finally get to reply with this image
Hoes be like "you can't kill somebody for their politics" and then their politics are "anyone who doesn't look like me, think like me, or become subservient to my way of thinking must be thrown in jail or violently expelled from my country"
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hoes be like "you can't kill somebody for their politics" and then their politics are "anyone who doesn't look like me, think like me, or become subservient to my way of thinking must be thrown in jail or violently expelled from my country"
For my money I'm counting on penis cancer
September 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
For my money I'm counting on penis cancer
August 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Kansas Territory
i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats
August 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Kansas Territory