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Brandon Sod
@brandonsod.bsky.social
Skate fast eat grass

St. Louis Blues and useless commentary on sports in general
Speaking as an American, I'm afraid the colonies are unwell
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Big Dick Energy
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
They ask me what floor I'm going to on the elevator and suddenly I'm nine years old again, looking down at my shoes

"5" I mumble
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
What Can I Do If The Fire Goes Out? -Gang of Youths
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
That retired guy the Mets are still paying is also not playing for the Rangers tonight

Again, for roster reasons
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My "Jesus Loves Tax Collectors and So Do I" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Due to constant negative press bovfefe?
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Why won't anyone else sit at our table :(
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If I had an auto-turret I could deploy on any O zone shift that's all I'd do with it, too
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I'm also american and I can confirm this is true
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
They got so bored winning all the time they've actually started scoring goals for Chicago now
January 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Apple Music regularly likes to sign me out of the app without showing me that I'm signed out, but everything just suddenly stops working 👌
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM