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Brandon
@brandudno.uk
Dad 👨
Britney 👱‍♀️
Pokémon 👹
Retired people pleaser 🙈
Excuse me sir, I am…wait…34 🙀
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Starting the week as I mean to go on 💪
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Happy Valentines 💌
February 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Finally my time to shine
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Sexing in the attic
When you felt so automatic
Felt explosive when you had it
When you cum all over me 💦
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Wondering if they want my dinner?
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
As expected, came back down 🥰
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Had a heavy weekend on the alcohol and nutrition wasn’t the best, posting this as a reminder not to spiral and weight fluctuations are normal 🙈
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
If I said my heart was beating loud…
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Album of the Day

Mel B - Hot
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
No, you’ve spent your Saturday night preserving Victoria Beckhams “unreleased” music
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Look what I bought (lol)
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Can’t beat a bit of physical media 😉

#VictoriaBeckham #NotSuchAnInnocentGirl #CDWalkman #PhysicalMedia
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The office is finally complete… ⚡️
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Why does the pump have to leave us?
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Not my house but I know my way around.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I do like this feature though…
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
5 hours later…
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Fuck you Christmas 👋
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I like the idea of this....

2026 intro:

Name: Brandon
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Yorkshire UK
Interests: Tech, Physical Media, Plex, Marvel, Gaming (Switch/Steam)
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
HNY 🎆🎇
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Pay the toll to the angels 👼
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Subtle.
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
FINALLY
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Somebody had too much to drink last night 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM