Brandon
@brandudno.uk
Dad 👨
Britney 👱♀️
Pokémon 👹
Retired people pleaser 🙈
Britney 👱♀️
Pokémon 👹
Retired people pleaser 🙈
I got them but my God, that was harder than procuring tickets for Gaga
Manifesting that I am able to procure some Hilary Duff tickets today (whilst in a meeting in the office)
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I got them but my God, that was harder than procuring tickets for Gaga
Manifesting that I am able to procure some Hilary Duff tickets today (whilst in a meeting in the office)
February 17, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Manifesting that I am able to procure some Hilary Duff tickets today (whilst in a meeting in the office)
Excuse me sir, I am…wait…34 🙀
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Excuse me sir, I am…wait…34 🙀
Starting the week as I mean to go on 💪
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Starting the week as I mean to go on 💪
What the fuck was that elimination on UKvTW?
Yes I’m two days late
Yes I’m two days late
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
What the fuck was that elimination on UKvTW?
Yes I’m two days late
Yes I’m two days late
Finally my time to shine
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Finally my time to shine
Melanie C tickets booked for May.
That’s 2/5 Spice Girls
I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧
That’s 2/5 Spice Girls
I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Melanie C tickets booked for May.
That’s 2/5 Spice Girls
I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧
That’s 2/5 Spice Girls
I don’t care for one of them, I’ll leave you this hint 🇬🇧
sat listening to Kylie and have the unmanageable urge to get off me tits
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
sat listening to Kylie and have the unmanageable urge to get off me tits
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Ur da sells Avon if you do this x
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ur da sells Avon if you do this x
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The chatgpt caricature thing is so bleak. Everyone’s posting these AI cartoons like “wow it really captured my essence!” my guy, it literally has logs of everything you’ve ever told it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The chatgpt caricature thing is so bleak. Everyone’s posting these AI cartoons like “wow it really captured my essence!” my guy, it literally has logs of everything you’ve ever told it.
i'm not cocky, i just love myself bitch.
February 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
i'm not cocky, i just love myself bitch.
a mantra to live by honestly.
go on holiday alone, go to the cinema alone, go to the bar alone, do things that make you happy! fuck what other people think. it's your life. YOLO
go on holiday alone, go to the cinema alone, go to the bar alone, do things that make you happy! fuck what other people think. it's your life. YOLO
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
a mantra to live by honestly.
go on holiday alone, go to the cinema alone, go to the bar alone, do things that make you happy! fuck what other people think. it's your life. YOLO
go on holiday alone, go to the cinema alone, go to the bar alone, do things that make you happy! fuck what other people think. it's your life. YOLO
I should go and see more films that I know next to nothing about, I was pleasantly surprised by "Send Help" yesterday. Rachel McAdams was fantastic!
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I should go and see more films that I know next to nothing about, I was pleasantly surprised by "Send Help" yesterday. Rachel McAdams was fantastic!
I forgot how much Glory slaps 🎶
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I forgot how much Glory slaps 🎶
Sat in the car, gaying it up before my therapy session
(Hint: she’s blonde and whips her hair from side to side)
(Hint: she’s blonde and whips her hair from side to side)
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Sat in the car, gaying it up before my therapy session
(Hint: she’s blonde and whips her hair from side to side)
(Hint: she’s blonde and whips her hair from side to side)
Is Neopets still a thing?
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Is Neopets still a thing?
And when you look in my eyes, is it hard for you to realise. He’ll never be me.
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
And when you look in my eyes, is it hard for you to realise. He’ll never be me.
Sexing in the attic
When you felt so automatic
Felt explosive when you had it
When you cum all over me 💦
When you felt so automatic
Felt explosive when you had it
When you cum all over me 💦
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Sexing in the attic
When you felt so automatic
Felt explosive when you had it
When you cum all over me 💦
When you felt so automatic
Felt explosive when you had it
When you cum all over me 💦
Wondering if they want my dinner?
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Wondering if they want my dinner?
My God, I love Britney stans - I just found an unreleased song spreadsheet with download links and they're all in the best quality 👀
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
My God, I love Britney stans - I just found an unreleased song spreadsheet with download links and they're all in the best quality 👀
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I love Melinda Verga, controversial take but she was doing too much in the lip sync
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I love Melinda Verga, controversial take but she was doing too much in the lip sync