Todd Crains
@bravobarnacle.bsky.social
I joined one of those private practice direct care offices and we laughed, and she explained things I’ve always had and never understood, and took a bunch of time and showed me pics of her dog and I didn’t even have to schedule the next appointment when I left. They just said bye. 10/10
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I joined one of those private practice direct care offices and we laughed, and she explained things I’ve always had and never understood, and took a bunch of time and showed me pics of her dog and I didn’t even have to schedule the next appointment when I left. They just said bye. 10/10
Imagining my house at Christmas at my moms size 😭
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Imagining my house at Christmas at my moms size 😭
Is today a bank holiday? I truly have no idea. I feel like 90’s movies made me think people in offices had work the day of and day after new years.
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Is today a bank holiday? I truly have no idea. I feel like 90’s movies made me think people in offices had work the day of and day after new years.
Penn Badgely always talks about how he was so over #GossipGirl because it was commercial and shallow with a character he’d reached the edges of and then he went to Hallmark to do You…🙄
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Penn Badgely always talks about how he was so over #GossipGirl because it was commercial and shallow with a character he’d reached the edges of and then he went to Hallmark to do You…🙄
Allison Williams is really making interesting choices with what to do with her career compared to the third base she started with. People are calling her a bad actress now and I feel like I can’t tell anymore. Def type cast.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Allison Williams is really making interesting choices with what to do with her career compared to the third base she started with. People are calling her a bad actress now and I feel like I can’t tell anymore. Def type cast.
The Democratic Party better start selling America watches or something because I can’t support all of these campaigns. If he can lie to idiots for their money why can’t we!
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Democratic Party better start selling America watches or something because I can’t support all of these campaigns. If he can lie to idiots for their money why can’t we!
Just realized my office is closed until the first so I don’t have to go in for another week. Best timing of Christmas ever.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just realized my office is closed until the first so I don’t have to go in for another week. Best timing of Christmas ever.
I feel like once upon a time being an early adopter was cool and necessary if niche but now it’s just subservience to whatever surveillance slop they give you. I don’t need a newer faster way to do things I want things done right, easily and safely the first time.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I feel like once upon a time being an early adopter was cool and necessary if niche but now it’s just subservience to whatever surveillance slop they give you. I don’t need a newer faster way to do things I want things done right, easily and safely the first time.
Why is everything trying to make me create a passkey!!! They’re going too far.
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Why is everything trying to make me create a passkey!!! They’re going too far.
YouTubers on break, no new tv, tik tok showing old vids. It might be time to do the revolution guys I’ll never be this impressionable and bored again. Quick before I start reading for fun!
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
YouTubers on break, no new tv, tik tok showing old vids. It might be time to do the revolution guys I’ll never be this impressionable and bored again. Quick before I start reading for fun!
I’ve stopped developing deep, weird crushes on influencers and I’m back to having weird, deep crushes on my friends. The cosmic balance has returned to pre-2020 levels!
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December 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I’ve stopped developing deep, weird crushes on influencers and I’m back to having weird, deep crushes on my friends. The cosmic balance has returned to pre-2020 levels!
I didn’t know how GE sped up modern capitalism that guts and cheapens everything to make someone rich til they die, so watching 30 Rock again makes Jack Donaughy more evil and amazing that they were teaching me.
December 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I didn’t know how GE sped up modern capitalism that guts and cheapens everything to make someone rich til they die, so watching 30 Rock again makes Jack Donaughy more evil and amazing that they were teaching me.
Watching 30 Rock and everything was ahead of their time. Liz just mentioned Mar-a-Lago. I didn’t event get this joke when Obama was president. 😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Watching 30 Rock and everything was ahead of their time. Liz just mentioned Mar-a-Lago. I didn’t event get this joke when Obama was president. 😭😭😭
Can we just make private equity acquisition illegal? It’s gonna destroy everything and it’s stupid.
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Can we just make private equity acquisition illegal? It’s gonna destroy everything and it’s stupid.
I fear a tattoo will never look as good as it does in my head but it could be as funny.
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I fear a tattoo will never look as good as it does in my head but it could be as funny.
Disturbed at how relaxing I find waiting around for a maintenance man on this post holiday weekend. My dog doesn’t even want to do anything. Peace.
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Disturbed at how relaxing I find waiting around for a maintenance man on this post holiday weekend. My dog doesn’t even want to do anything. Peace.
Ok holidays over. Time for tv to come back now.
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Ok holidays over. Time for tv to come back now.
Saw a Morgan Wade tik tok account music video snippet and when I say the comments are FULL of thirsty women calling her their girl crush but there is absolutely zero mention of housewives. So either she’s editing her comments or she is turning ladies left and right regardless of #RHOBH
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December 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Saw a Morgan Wade tik tok account music video snippet and when I say the comments are FULL of thirsty women calling her their girl crush but there is absolutely zero mention of housewives. So either she’s editing her comments or she is turning ladies left and right regardless of #RHOBH
I bought the hippie toothpaste because my mother is coming to town. ARE WE ALL READY!🎄🎄🎄
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I bought the hippie toothpaste because my mother is coming to town. ARE WE ALL READY!🎄🎄🎄
What if we are the 1,000 monkeys for 1,000 years and we already wrote Shakespeare so now it’s just newsmax and shit slinging in the warehouse?
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What if we are the 1,000 monkeys for 1,000 years and we already wrote Shakespeare so now it’s just newsmax and shit slinging in the warehouse?
Putting my dog in the yard is what imagine sending kids to grandma feels like. Suddenly I have time to clean and think, no one’s staring at me and it’s quiet.
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Putting my dog in the yard is what imagine sending kids to grandma feels like. Suddenly I have time to clean and think, no one’s staring at me and it’s quiet.
They might have not shown this because it makes you nauseous. And I only watched one part.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
They might have not shown this because it makes you nauseous. And I only watched one part.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
I know everyone is seeing their families and we’re supposed to challenge them to be better but I’m reminded of those Simpsons logo monsters. I feel like if we don’t talk about him, which I know feels eerily unavoidable, maybe he’ll go back to being an intimate object. 🎄🎄🎄
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December 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I know everyone is seeing their families and we’re supposed to challenge them to be better but I’m reminded of those Simpsons logo monsters. I feel like if we don’t talk about him, which I know feels eerily unavoidable, maybe he’ll go back to being an intimate object. 🎄🎄🎄
The way I know my anxiety is stupid is because this is the second time this year I’ve thought after a friend didn’t text back “if they’re dead I may never know”
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The way I know my anxiety is stupid is because this is the second time this year I’ve thought after a friend didn’t text back “if they’re dead I may never know”