Todd Crains
@bravobarnacle.bsky.social
Obsessed with figuring out what my type is but for friends because idk if all of them would ever find themselves in a room together but I see the connection, I see the magic. Like a dirty joke where a carpenter a scientist and a priest walk into a bar.
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Obsessed with figuring out what my type is but for friends because idk if all of them would ever find themselves in a room together but I see the connection, I see the magic. Like a dirty joke where a carpenter a scientist and a priest walk into a bar.
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Am I a hypochondriac or is something always a little wrong and does it matter
a woman is standing in front of a sign that says news 4
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a sign that says news 4
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Am I a hypochondriac or is something always a little wrong and does it matter
I have a life changing task with a looming deadline so I’m about to play so much sims 3 this weekend 🤘😜
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I have a life changing task with a looming deadline so I’m about to play so much sims 3 this weekend 🤘😜
Why are tacos $2 in my head?
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Why are tacos $2 in my head?
It’s crazy to know that all these small shitty towns propped up by kitchens, & daycares & shops filled by people they look down on, will die when there’s no one to care for their elderly, or their kids or maintain their crumbling tax bases. Just perpetual self inflicting victims to clean up after
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It’s crazy to know that all these small shitty towns propped up by kitchens, & daycares & shops filled by people they look down on, will die when there’s no one to care for their elderly, or their kids or maintain their crumbling tax bases. Just perpetual self inflicting victims to clean up after
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personally i dont think that the only last presidential election was fraudulent its that like last 6 or 7 elections have been fraudulent and with how everything is going this is actually moderate if not mild stance
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
personally i dont think that the only last presidential election was fraudulent its that like last 6 or 7 elections have been fraudulent and with how everything is going this is actually moderate if not mild stance
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Every #SummerHouse dinner with Amanda and Kyle is going to be this
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Every #SummerHouse dinner with Amanda and Kyle is going to be this
I thought I was a despicable, horrible, should die, loser, brokey but then I remembered I get paid again this month!
a woman drinking through a straw with the words girl who is going to be okay on the bottom
ALT: a woman drinking through a straw with the words girl who is going to be okay on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I thought I was a despicable, horrible, should die, loser, brokey but then I remembered I get paid again this month!
For someone obsessed with being surrounded by winners and being a winner he sure doesn’t know a loser when he sees one.
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
For someone obsessed with being surrounded by winners and being a winner he sure doesn’t know a loser when he sees one.
In that MiracleGrow commercial Craig says this is a good solution for busy people like him. But I don’t think of Craig as busy. The whole #SouthernCharm cast is always sitting or like traveling or playing music but Craig doesn’t even come up with his insta captions.
a woman in a striped shirt is sitting in a chair with bravo written on it
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is sitting in a chair with bravo written on it
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In that MiracleGrow commercial Craig says this is a good solution for busy people like him. But I don’t think of Craig as busy. The whole #SouthernCharm cast is always sitting or like traveling or playing music but Craig doesn’t even come up with his insta captions.
At this point how do we know she didn’t and this is what his captors raised him to be.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
At this point how do we know she didn’t and this is what his captors raised him to be.
AI is hiring humans to mail packages, sign for things, and do captchas which feels like us giving in to the machine bypassing all of our human failsafes willingly but if the economy works that would def be a lot of people’s ideal job. I can picture the broad city episode now.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
AI is hiring humans to mail packages, sign for things, and do captchas which feels like us giving in to the machine bypassing all of our human failsafes willingly but if the economy works that would def be a lot of people’s ideal job. I can picture the broad city episode now.
Haitians leave Ohio. Let their economy collapse. We need a 6th Great Lake.
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Haitians leave Ohio. Let their economy collapse. We need a 6th Great Lake.
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I’m going to be honest and say that I had completely forgotten that Mitch McConnell existed
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I’m going to be honest and say that I had completely forgotten that Mitch McConnell existed
Do they not remember the 60’s
East San Antonio, TX
"This warehouse will traffic some of the most disreputable commercial activity since WWII," the County Commissioner said in a statement...
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"This warehouse will traffic some of the most disreputable commercial activity since WWII," the County Commissioner said in a statement...
www.wfaa.com/article/news...
ICE closes sale on warehouse in east San Antonio, city council member says
While ICE officials didn't directly address the transaction, the agency said it was "actively working to expand detention space" in the U.S.
www.wfaa.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Do they not remember the 60’s
The 3 humanity laws if we had them like robots -
1. procreate in pursuit of living forever (I know we can reject that but it’s innate)
2. Protect self (we destroy ourselves on purpose every day) 3. Protect others (footnote suggestion, seems silly, might delete later)
The 3 laws aren’t working!
1. procreate in pursuit of living forever (I know we can reject that but it’s innate)
2. Protect self (we destroy ourselves on purpose every day) 3. Protect others (footnote suggestion, seems silly, might delete later)
The 3 laws aren’t working!
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
The 3 humanity laws if we had them like robots -
1. procreate in pursuit of living forever (I know we can reject that but it’s innate)
2. Protect self (we destroy ourselves on purpose every day) 3. Protect others (footnote suggestion, seems silly, might delete later)
The 3 laws aren’t working!
1. procreate in pursuit of living forever (I know we can reject that but it’s innate)
2. Protect self (we destroy ourselves on purpose every day) 3. Protect others (footnote suggestion, seems silly, might delete later)
The 3 laws aren’t working!
I spent so much more on delivery when I made so much less money and I don’t understand how I did that.
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I spent so much more on delivery when I made so much less money and I don’t understand how I did that.
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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🚨 Munitions inventory leaked to me shows Border Patrol is stockpiling over 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis for crowd control.
Full inventory here:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...
Full inventory here:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...
In ICE’s War, the Public Is Winning
After stockpiling 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis, ICE suddenly withdraws
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
🚨 Munitions inventory leaked to me shows Border Patrol is stockpiling over 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis for crowd control.
Full inventory here:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...
Full inventory here:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...
Deep in the coldest, most clock stoppers functional freeze to date. My personal email is trying to murder me and I must avoid her at all cost even thought she has all the info for my meeting tomorrow. Should I deactivate my email? Will that fix everything?!
a woman is spraying a man with a hose that says ' ns ' on it
ALT: a woman is spraying a man with a hose that says ' ns ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Deep in the coldest, most clock stoppers functional freeze to date. My personal email is trying to murder me and I must avoid her at all cost even thought she has all the info for my meeting tomorrow. Should I deactivate my email? Will that fix everything?!
Do people want to hang out with Amanda after a long day at work? Hear her make fun of you and then silently lay in bed separately on your phones? Does that sound like Kyle? #SummerHouse
Ciara Miller clocked Kyle Cooke’s DJ career
Only people who wanna escape their home and spend all their time partying become a DJ #SummerHouse
Only people who wanna escape their home and spend all their time partying become a DJ #SummerHouse
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Do people want to hang out with Amanda after a long day at work? Hear her make fun of you and then silently lay in bed separately on your phones? Does that sound like Kyle? #SummerHouse
Omg my app to The Holiday my life is becoming real!
Home Swap Startup Kindred Raises $125 Million In Fresh Funding As Travelers Seek Creative Ways To Save Money
Home Swap Startup Kindred Raises $125 Million In Fresh Funding As Travelers Seek Creative Ways To Save Money
Justine Palefsky and Tasneem Amina founded Kindred in 2021 to give travelers a more cost-effective way to take vacations. The startup’s customer base doubled in 2025, and Tuesday, Kindred announced a ...
www.forbes.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Omg my app to The Holiday my life is becoming real!
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February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM