Mobius Stripper
@mobiusstripper.bsky.social
2006 Time Person of the Year
Non-practicing intellectual
Dumb jokes and smart takes
he/him
Non-practicing intellectual
Dumb jokes and smart takes
he/him
Pinned
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
This is crazy and wrong, of course, but it's also just a WILD thing for someone to say when their last name is Gonzales.
When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district.
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This is crazy and wrong, of course, but it's also just a WILD thing for someone to say when their last name is Gonzales.
I have once again picked away at the skin under my fingernail until it became painful. It is beyond reason; it is beyond comprehension; it is beyond any reasonable comprehension. And I fear--I KNOW--that it will happen again.
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I have once again picked away at the skin under my fingernail until it became painful. It is beyond reason; it is beyond comprehension; it is beyond any reasonable comprehension. And I fear--I KNOW--that it will happen again.
Finally, we'll see her with no distractions. We'll see what she can do with CBS News as her sole focus.
That's right: Whiskey Wednesdays!
That's right: Whiskey Wednesdays!
Early Thursday morning CBS News head Bari Weiss announced that she will be putting her "Honestly" podcast on "pause" for the foreseeable future.
Embattled Bari Weiss puts her 'Honestly' podcast on 'pause' as CBS News ratings spiral
Early Thursday morning CBS News head Bari Weiss announced that she will be putting her “Honestly” podcast on “pause” for the foreseeable future.Weiss, who has been off to a rough start since being hired to head the venerable news organization — despite having no background outside of opinion journal...
bit.ly
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Finally, we'll see her with no distractions. We'll see what she can do with CBS News as her sole focus.
That's right: Whiskey Wednesdays!
That's right: Whiskey Wednesdays!
If it's real, why is it called germ THEORY? Checkmate, libs.
Moderna curbing investments in vaccine trials due to US backlash, CEO tells Bloomberg TV reut.rs/3NBzBtS
Moderna curbing investments in vaccine trials due to US backlash, CEO tells Bloomberg TV
Moderna does not plan to invest in new late-stage vaccine trials because of growing opposition to immunizations from U.S. officials, CEO Stephane Bancel said in an interview with Bloomberg TV on Thursday.
reut.rs
January 22, 2026 at 9:39 PM
If it's real, why is it called germ THEORY? Checkmate, libs.
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we will greet them as liberators
Wake me when they call him He/Him-man
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Wake me when they call him He/Him-man
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remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
M. Night Shyamalan tried to warn us!
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
M. Night Shyamalan tried to warn us!
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet the Cruzes are strangers to our land?
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet the Cruzes are strangers to our land?
Let this Air Force One saga remind you:
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Let this Air Force One saga remind you:
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Personally I think they should be entombed with him like a pharoah.
Not betting that It or even Something has happened, but it would be very funny if it did and meanwhile the WH press corps is stuck on a flight to Switzerland.
Pool report timed 11:53pm:
“Pool didn’t see POTUS board replacement AF1, which is the smaller aircraft (757). Sending now as cell coverage poor inside this plane. We will be wheels up for Zurich at some point soon.”
“Pool didn’t see POTUS board replacement AF1, which is the smaller aircraft (757). Sending now as cell coverage poor inside this plane. We will be wheels up for Zurich at some point soon.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Personally I think they should be entombed with him like a pharoah.
I bet you could make a lot of money right now by promising to build Trump a machine that would put his brain into Vance's body
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I bet you could make a lot of money right now by promising to build Trump a machine that would put his brain into Vance's body
"The final compromise would keep ICE funded at $10 billion for the fiscal year that ends in September"
So cool, as a compromise, they get everything they had.
So cool, as a compromise, they get everything they had.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"The final compromise would keep ICE funded at $10 billion for the fiscal year that ends in September"
So cool, as a compromise, they get everything they had.
So cool, as a compromise, they get everything they had.
Sometimes I laugh when I remember that we sent people into the cold vacuum of space before we figured out plate tectonics. We were calculating orbital trajectories while scientists were still saying it was a coincidence that it looked like the continents fit together!
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes I laugh when I remember that we sent people into the cold vacuum of space before we figured out plate tectonics. We were calculating orbital trajectories while scientists were still saying it was a coincidence that it looked like the continents fit together!
I like Mamdani, but I must concede he's not my mayor either.
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I like Mamdani, but I must concede he's not my mayor either.
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What do I want Democrats to do? If they can't call for the total abolition of ICE and the full prosecution of all its employees for crimes against humanity, what I want them to do is resign or retire.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
What do I want Democrats to do? If they can't call for the total abolition of ICE and the full prosecution of all its employees for crimes against humanity, what I want them to do is resign or retire.
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
This WAS my mom! But with Beanie Babies. Still essentially the same.
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This WAS my mom! But with Beanie Babies. Still essentially the same.
Parents with their newborns
made a thing that's fun to stare at projects.gelliottmorris.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Parents with their newborns
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Posting for engagement is stupid. The only good reason to post is because you'd go insane if you stopped.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Posting for engagement is stupid. The only good reason to post is because you'd go insane if you stopped.
The most ambitious crossover in entertainment history
via the article for the album "a thousand suns"
January 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The most ambitious crossover in entertainment history
It's so weird. I have a much harder time hooking up with girls when I go downtown than when I go to Epstein's island.
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
It's so weird. I have a much harder time hooking up with girls when I go downtown than when I go to Epstein's island.