MJ
@brayfordbird.bsky.social
Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Big fan of Eurovision, F1 and live music. Yapper of all things Eurovision with Phoenix ESC. Sad girl bangers hate to see me coming.
91. John Grant - Marz
I wanna go to Marz
We'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire
I will meet you under the lights
I wanna go to Marz
We'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire
I will meet you under the lights
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
91. John Grant - Marz
I wanna go to Marz
We'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire
I will meet you under the lights
I wanna go to Marz
We'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire
I will meet you under the lights
92. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster
I wanna keel
Over harder than a turned up challenger
I wanna keep all of your charm in a canister
Do you inspire like the same did Salinger?
I′m the pig on the Chinese calendar
I wanna keel
Over harder than a turned up challenger
I wanna keep all of your charm in a canister
Do you inspire like the same did Salinger?
I′m the pig on the Chinese calendar
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
92. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster
I wanna keel
Over harder than a turned up challenger
I wanna keep all of your charm in a canister
Do you inspire like the same did Salinger?
I′m the pig on the Chinese calendar
I wanna keel
Over harder than a turned up challenger
I wanna keep all of your charm in a canister
Do you inspire like the same did Salinger?
I′m the pig on the Chinese calendar
93. The Last Dinner Party - The Feminine Urge
Do you feel like a man when I can't talk back?
Do you want me or do you want control?
Do you feel like a man when I can't talk back?
Do you want me or do you want control?
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
93. The Last Dinner Party - The Feminine Urge
Do you feel like a man when I can't talk back?
Do you want me or do you want control?
Do you feel like a man when I can't talk back?
Do you want me or do you want control?
94. King Princess - The Bend
But I just wanna feel again, I just wanna wash my hands
And I should make an OnlyFans, smoke a little contraband
Why you so emotional, why you always on a ten?
'Cause I don't think that I'm living
But I just wanna feel again, I just wanna wash my hands
And I should make an OnlyFans, smoke a little contraband
Why you so emotional, why you always on a ten?
'Cause I don't think that I'm living
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
94. King Princess - The Bend
But I just wanna feel again, I just wanna wash my hands
And I should make an OnlyFans, smoke a little contraband
Why you so emotional, why you always on a ten?
'Cause I don't think that I'm living
But I just wanna feel again, I just wanna wash my hands
And I should make an OnlyFans, smoke a little contraband
Why you so emotional, why you always on a ten?
'Cause I don't think that I'm living
95. Ethel Cain - Crush
I owe you a black eye and two kisses
Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em
I owe you a black eye and two kisses
Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
95. Ethel Cain - Crush
I owe you a black eye and two kisses
Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em
I owe you a black eye and two kisses
Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em
96. Self Esteem - Fucking Wizardry
So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
96. Self Esteem - Fucking Wizardry
So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
97. Soft Play - Punk's Dead
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
97. Soft Play - Punk's Dead
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
98. She Drew the Gun - Something For the Pain
Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
98. She Drew the Gun - Something For the Pain
Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
99. Wolf Alice - Smile
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
99. Wolf Alice - Smile
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
100. Wet Leg - catch these fists
This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
100. Wet Leg - catch these fists
This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
This has absolutely killed me
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This has absolutely killed me
Theory? Passed it mate!
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Theory? Passed it mate!
Got a lil moth today!
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Got a lil moth today!
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UUUUPPP?!
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UUUUPPP?!
Crying in public after saying goodbye to my brother is never fun but Hong Kong was an absolute blast. Next stop, Sydney!
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Crying in public after saying goodbye to my brother is never fun but Hong Kong was an absolute blast. Next stop, Sydney!
Hong Kong skylines are 👌
August 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hong Kong skylines are 👌
How I imagine Kasabian were waiting to go onstage at this festival I'm at while England v Spain went to penalties
July 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How I imagine Kasabian were waiting to go onstage at this festival I'm at while England v Spain went to penalties
Today was horrendous and then to top it off Google sent me a photo montage of my dead cat with the caption 'Feline Good'
If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today was horrendous and then to top it off Google sent me a photo montage of my dead cat with the caption 'Feline Good'
If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
The higher the hair the closer to God
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The higher the hair the closer to God
The rollers were on my side today
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The rollers were on my side today