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MJ
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Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Big fan of Eurovision, F1 and live music. Yapper of all things Eurovision with Phoenix ESC. Sad girl bangers hate to see me coming.
I've had to warn my friends how insufferable I'm going to be
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
91. John Grant - Marz

I wanna go to Marz
We'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire
I will meet you under the lights
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
92. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster

I wanna keel
Over harder than a turned up challenger
I wanna keep all of your charm in a canister
Do you inspire like the same did Salinger?
I′m the pig on the Chinese calendar
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
93. The Last Dinner Party - The Feminine Urge

Do you feel like a man when I can't talk back?
Do you want me or do you want control?
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
94. King Princess - The Bend

But I just wanna feel again, I just wanna wash my hands
And I should make an OnlyFans, smoke a little contraband
Why you so emotional, why you always on a ten?
'Cause I don't think that I'm living
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
95. Ethel Cain - Crush

I owe you a black eye and two kisses
Tell me when you wanna come and get 'em
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
96. Self Esteem - Fucking Wizardry

So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
97. Soft Play - Punk's Dead

Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
98. She Drew the Gun - Something For the Pain

Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
99. Wolf Alice - Smile

I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
100. Wet Leg - catch these fists

This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
'Mum I won't hear you say 'What's wrong with Bisto?' this year.' I am creasing!
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
'My feeling is instead of doing loads of shit half arsed we fucking nail these eight dishes' Didn't realise Gordon Ramsey was coming to my house...
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hope you feel better soon 💖 sending so much love
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM