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breadears.bsky.social
Iraq War Reenactor
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Clown-gimp of the surveillance state | total hands free blast to the sound of one million dollars in one hundred days | my child Gumption is plugged into the wall
Out of respect for the fallen children we decided to cover their father's faces with rags and shoot water at them so you can't tell which ones are crying, to preserve their masculinity 🕊️
November 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Iraq War Reenactor
Some guys low key do not know how to behave at house parties……
November 5, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Hey fuckface, I just scrubbed one out to ya mother. Howdja like that? 🖕
November 3, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Gay guy in the gooncave with the penis. Sexual cluedo.
October 27, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Just got fired from my TA job for teaching too many kids ironic humour
October 27, 2023 at 11:51 AM
"Two halfs don't make a pint."

-The Witty Drunkard
October 25, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Plimp pib pib pub 🍻 cheers!
October 23, 2023 at 1:55 PM
My Jewish friend was at an Oktoberfest party and saw a sign that said FREE BEER IN STEIN and thought it said FREE PALESTINIAN

The Jews are tiiiiiiired y'all.
October 19, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Justice is my religion, the balisong is my Bible and my meditation.
October 6, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Greaaaat the girl I've been pining for since highschool turned out to be just another thugs concubine.
September 26, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Hey Jimmy Carr here's a joke for you: I'm going to r*pe and k*ll you. Yep.
September 24, 2023 at 1:12 PM
It low-key sucks for introverts that the only excuse to get forced out of your shell and tell the neighbourhood not to interact with you is to put yourself on the sex offenders register 😔🕊️
August 23, 2023 at 8:16 PM
🤥 <- this guy is my Truthsayer
August 15, 2023 at 2:06 PM