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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
ah right. forgot I did that
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ah right. forgot I did that
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Hehe, looks like my burrito taxi is here!! Normal world !! Be right back 😏 (Accidentally opening my coat closet instead of front door and my date sees my servant I keep chained and starved in there) (Having to just go with it) Are you Hernando..?
February 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hehe, looks like my burrito taxi is here!! Normal world !! Be right back 😏 (Accidentally opening my coat closet instead of front door and my date sees my servant I keep chained and starved in there) (Having to just go with it) Are you Hernando..?
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Wow check out my handle
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wow check out my handle
They have destroyed my beloved tower
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
They have destroyed my beloved tower
They’re saying I have an invalid handle now
November 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
They’re saying I have an invalid handle now
It’s all about BLUESKY. It’s all happening on BLUESKY
September 25, 2024 at 11:03 AM
It’s all about BLUESKY. It’s all happening on BLUESKY
They’re calling the site the new X
July 29, 2024 at 10:52 AM
They’re calling the site the new X
Imagine how uncomfortable it world be to sit on a giant pile of poop. Unless your into that
March 31, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Imagine how uncomfortable it world be to sit on a giant pile of poop. Unless your into that
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Hey bro. Has anyone ever told you that you carry a quiet sadness on your person
February 18, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Hey bro. Has anyone ever told you that you carry a quiet sadness on your person
Israel or Gaza. Bro her hair
February 11, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Israel or Gaza. Bro her hair
What if I was in mortal danger e.g. trapped under my desk and nobody rescued me becaused I posted about it on here and all of you dickheads think you're too 'real' to use BlueSky
February 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
What if I was in mortal danger e.g. trapped under my desk and nobody rescued me becaused I posted about it on here and all of you dickheads think you're too 'real' to use BlueSky
A moment’s silence for my little boy. He would have been six this Christmas ❤️🕊️✝️
December 24, 2023 at 7:58 PM
A moment’s silence for my little boy. He would have been six this Christmas ❤️🕊️✝️
Tough shit, Hitler! The only “14 words” I care about are “We wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish
December 11, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Tough shit, Hitler! The only “14 words” I care about are “We wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish
I would rather go hungry than support a small business 💯
December 9, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I would rather go hungry than support a small business 💯
It’s honestly so crazy that nothing bad will ever happen to me
December 6, 2023 at 3:18 PM
It’s honestly so crazy that nothing bad will ever happen to me
No joke my life would have sucked if Will Smith was my dad
November 25, 2023 at 12:44 AM
No joke my life would have sucked if Will Smith was my dad
Anyone else think it would be cool if a female rapper had a lyric where, to emphasise the size/rotundness of her buttocks, she rhymed about how far in she has to reach in order to wipe herself after using the toilet?
November 18, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Anyone else think it would be cool if a female rapper had a lyric where, to emphasise the size/rotundness of her buttocks, she rhymed about how far in she has to reach in order to wipe herself after using the toilet?