Mike Lastname
@breakfastbeers.bsky.social
Probably gonna give you up. Probably gonna let you down. Probably gonna run around and desert you.
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If people would agree with me more often, they would be right more often.
Why was everyone's hand pose in the 2000's imitating what my wife sees when she's getting out of the shower?
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why was everyone's hand pose in the 2000's imitating what my wife sees when she's getting out of the shower?
All of you who are getting all wrapped up in politics right now are going to be really mad when it doesn't get as bad/good as you seem to think it's going to get.
March 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All of you who are getting all wrapped up in politics right now are going to be really mad when it doesn't get as bad/good as you seem to think it's going to get.
I don't want to brag, but despite Tesla losing $795 billion in value since December, Elon Musk and I are still worth approximately $324 billion combined.
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't want to brag, but despite Tesla losing $795 billion in value since December, Elon Musk and I are still worth approximately $324 billion combined.
My political affiliation is Wyld Stallyn
March 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My political affiliation is Wyld Stallyn
How I explained politics to my kids.
Left hand, right hand....basically the same thing, both trying to jerk off the same dick.
Left hand, right hand....basically the same thing, both trying to jerk off the same dick.
March 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How I explained politics to my kids.
Left hand, right hand....basically the same thing, both trying to jerk off the same dick.
Left hand, right hand....basically the same thing, both trying to jerk off the same dick.
Why are we calling it the "Elon and Donald Presidency" and not the "E.D. Condition"?
February 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why are we calling it the "Elon and Donald Presidency" and not the "E.D. Condition"?
Women are like blow dryers. You can often find them at hair salons.
January 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Women are like blow dryers. You can often find them at hair salons.
The Jonas Brothers look like the cast of Boogie Nights 2
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Jonas Brothers look like the cast of Boogie Nights 2
How much longer are the big accounts from Twitter going to stop copy/pasting their tweets to this site?
Do they not realize how pathetic that is? Touch some grass.
Do they not realize how pathetic that is? Touch some grass.
December 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
How much longer are the big accounts from Twitter going to stop copy/pasting their tweets to this site?
Do they not realize how pathetic that is? Touch some grass.
Do they not realize how pathetic that is? Touch some grass.
Only 1 more day of Mariah Carey.
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Only 1 more day of Mariah Carey.
Unfollowing all the accounts that are just copy/pasting their tweets from Twitter here.
December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Unfollowing all the accounts that are just copy/pasting their tweets from Twitter here.
I still can't get over the fact that the Irish went extinct because of potatoes.
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I still can't get over the fact that the Irish went extinct because of potatoes.
If you named your son Luigi and he was born after 1985, you should just assume he's going to eventually murder someone.
December 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
If you named your son Luigi and he was born after 1985, you should just assume he's going to eventually murder someone.
Are DM rooms a thing here? I hope not.
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Are DM rooms a thing here? I hope not.
Jelly Roll only has one song, and it's not even good.
December 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Jelly Roll only has one song, and it's not even good.
Let's clarify something. A "Snitch" is someone who is entrusted with information, but tells. Someone who reports a guy in McDonald's suspected of murder to law enforcement is an upstanding citizen.
December 10, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Let's clarify something. A "Snitch" is someone who is entrusted with information, but tells. Someone who reports a guy in McDonald's suspected of murder to law enforcement is an upstanding citizen.
Has anyone found the chick with the spreadsheet yet?
December 5, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Has anyone found the chick with the spreadsheet yet?
I don't think we talk about Betty White enough anymore
December 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I don't think we talk about Betty White enough anymore
If people would agree with me more often, they would be right more often.
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If people would agree with me more often, they would be right more often.
If anyone is looking to hire a CEO for a health insurance company, no thanks, I'm good.
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
If anyone is looking to hire a CEO for a health insurance company, no thanks, I'm good.
Jameis Winston set a single game passing record last night with 497 passing yards plus 171 interception return yards for a total of 668 yard single game NFL record.
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Jameis Winston set a single game passing record last night with 497 passing yards plus 171 interception return yards for a total of 668 yard single game NFL record.
I see the bots are all coming over to Blue sky as well.
December 2, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I see the bots are all coming over to Blue sky as well.
Where do I find comedy Blue sky? All I'm getting now are space and bird pics, mostly AI generated/edited.
December 2, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Where do I find comedy Blue sky? All I'm getting now are space and bird pics, mostly AI generated/edited.