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Mike Lastname
@breakfastbeers.bsky.social
Probably gonna give you up. Probably gonna let you down. Probably gonna run around and desert you.
Cool. Well, I have 15 years before I plan to retire. I'll keep investing as it goes down. When it recovers, and it will...it's just been years of buying low and selling high when it's time to hang my hat and put my boots away.

Keep being scared.
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How much do deer testicles cost?

They're under a buck.
March 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Where do cousins come from?

Ant holes.
March 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Great Recession of 2007, no worse.
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'll just keep buying like I was doing 46 days ago. It'll recover.
March 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You are pretty much just mad all the time. That would normally make me feel sorry for you, but you're making a ton of money taking your mad at social media, so that's kinda cool.
March 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I hope this is just a joke.

Hold onto the magic of Santa.
December 15, 2024 at 5:35 AM
So what I'm reading is that companies are going to start paying high level executives a lot more money.
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I too am plagued with 0 likes. But I know why, so it's ok.
December 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM
And Gwen is hotter than all of them.
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM