don’t u wish that u could be a ✨fly on the wall✨

i bet you don’t kiss her with your eyes closed

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

sometimes I think about Enlightenment philosophers and how some of them wrote nonsense and some of them wrote poetry and I wonder how much we were actually supposed to take seriously and how much was just them shitposting for their bros