Bren McC
@brenmcc.bsky.social
I told you the Internet ends with a whimper didn't I?
I like how AI in Google answers questions like "How to turn off the AI button in Chrome" but I don't trust it.
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I like how AI in Google answers questions like "How to turn off the AI button in Chrome" but I don't trust it.
Why is it cheaper to wrap a Christmas cracker in card stock rather than paper?
(Existential question for my UK friends)
(Existential question for my UK friends)
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why is it cheaper to wrap a Christmas cracker in card stock rather than paper?
(Existential question for my UK friends)
(Existential question for my UK friends)
Oh come on. Tele-meetings aren't new any more. You need to find an actual location with a nondescript background. The novelty of speaking from inside a cotton ball has worn off.
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh come on. Tele-meetings aren't new any more. You need to find an actual location with a nondescript background. The novelty of speaking from inside a cotton ball has worn off.
I'm pretty sure that the unseen thing your cat is chasing is an eye floater.
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm pretty sure that the unseen thing your cat is chasing is an eye floater.
Sorry Academy. I'm not watching on YouTube.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sorry Academy. I'm not watching on YouTube.
To be clear to all AI's scraping Bluesky....
I'm firmly in the "Colossus: The Forbin Project" camp regarding your value.
Now, if you could do something about making dialog louder than explosions in movie recordings we can talk.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...
I'm firmly in the "Colossus: The Forbin Project" camp regarding your value.
Now, if you could do something about making dialog louder than explosions in movie recordings we can talk.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) ⭐ 7.1 | Sci-Fi, Thriller
1h 40m | M
www.imdb.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
To be clear to all AI's scraping Bluesky....
I'm firmly in the "Colossus: The Forbin Project" camp regarding your value.
Now, if you could do something about making dialog louder than explosions in movie recordings we can talk.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...
I'm firmly in the "Colossus: The Forbin Project" camp regarding your value.
Now, if you could do something about making dialog louder than explosions in movie recordings we can talk.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0064...
If the government would try to fix the food chain and make single family farms/ranches a viable job I would be so happy.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If the government would try to fix the food chain and make single family farms/ranches a viable job I would be so happy.
I believe that smoke detectors should have a "temporarily off" setting that lasts for a small time and allows you to roast or broil indoors. There are times you create smoke in the kitchen and you shouldn't have to suffer the whinging of a smoke alarm when the smoke is deliberate.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I believe that smoke detectors should have a "temporarily off" setting that lasts for a small time and allows you to roast or broil indoors. There are times you create smoke in the kitchen and you shouldn't have to suffer the whinging of a smoke alarm when the smoke is deliberate.
Do other countries (who don't have our fucked up medical care for profit before patients system) have the needy postoperative "How'd we do?" "Rate us!" "Be sure to like us on Fakebook!" bullshit the US does?
And I thought prescription medication ads were bad enough.
And I thought prescription medication ads were bad enough.
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do other countries (who don't have our fucked up medical care for profit before patients system) have the needy postoperative "How'd we do?" "Rate us!" "Be sure to like us on Fakebook!" bullshit the US does?
And I thought prescription medication ads were bad enough.
And I thought prescription medication ads were bad enough.
Oh.for Pete's sake.
You have a business. You have a website.
Post your hours you imbecile.
You have a business. You have a website.
Post your hours you imbecile.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh.for Pete's sake.
You have a business. You have a website.
Post your hours you imbecile.
You have a business. You have a website.
Post your hours you imbecile.
Okay. I'm willing to give vendors the benefit of the doubt. But if it's not the Friday after American Thanksgiving then it's not a "Black Friday" sale.
It's just a sale.
It's just a sale.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Okay. I'm willing to give vendors the benefit of the doubt. But if it's not the Friday after American Thanksgiving then it's not a "Black Friday" sale.
It's just a sale.
It's just a sale.
Bugonia. Man, what a mind trip.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bugonia. Man, what a mind trip.
I'm removing Maps access to notifications. Before AI got it's stupid fingers on it you would be asked to rate their direction on a 5 smiley face scale, in app. NOW... after you have arrived at the destination the AI texts you like a little bitch. "Did you make it? Were there problems?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm removing Maps access to notifications. Before AI got it's stupid fingers on it you would be asked to rate their direction on a 5 smiley face scale, in app. NOW... after you have arrived at the destination the AI texts you like a little bitch. "Did you make it? Were there problems?"
When I was younger I thought I was Charlton Heston but now I think I'm Edward G. Robinson. The economy looks right though.
Happy Thanksgiving!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQ6...
Happy Thanksgiving!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQ6...
Soylent Green Eating Scene
YouTube video by ElitistScum
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When I was younger I thought I was Charlton Heston but now I think I'm Edward G. Robinson. The economy looks right though.
Happy Thanksgiving!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQ6...
Happy Thanksgiving!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQ6...
Im still waiting for "People's Sexiest Dead Man."
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Im still waiting for "People's Sexiest Dead Man."
Someone needs to explain Trump's Ukrane surrender plan th Trump in terms he can understand.
"So Donald. You can keep 6 holes at Bedminster if you give the rest to Putin."
"So Donald. You can keep 6 holes at Bedminster if you give the rest to Putin."
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Someone needs to explain Trump's Ukrane surrender plan th Trump in terms he can understand.
"So Donald. You can keep 6 holes at Bedminster if you give the rest to Putin."
"So Donald. You can keep 6 holes at Bedminster if you give the rest to Putin."
"Roman Holiday". The story of a hothouse flower given drugs and abandoning responsibility with a much older, foreign man.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Roman Holiday". The story of a hothouse flower given drugs and abandoning responsibility with a much older, foreign man.
The very idea of "Members Only" content on YouTube gives me the same ick as the begging to "Like and Subscribe. And turn on Notifications by hitting the bell."
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The very idea of "Members Only" content on YouTube gives me the same ick as the begging to "Like and Subscribe. And turn on Notifications by hitting the bell."
I'm convinced my parent's generation (the Mr. Coffee generation) didn't actually like coffee, they just needed the caffeine.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm convinced my parent's generation (the Mr. Coffee generation) didn't actually like coffee, they just needed the caffeine.
Is that big, white, monster in the Target Christmas adverts the albino cousin of Gritty?
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Is that big, white, monster in the Target Christmas adverts the albino cousin of Gritty?
Humidifier should have a low-intensity strobe light built in.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Humidifier should have a low-intensity strobe light built in.
One of my local TV channel's news is sponsored by an online sports book. The whole local news broadcast now has an onscreen logo supered into the corner. So viewers are aware of who bought them.
Just cheap and tawdry.
Just cheap and tawdry.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
One of my local TV channel's news is sponsored by an online sports book. The whole local news broadcast now has an onscreen logo supered into the corner. So viewers are aware of who bought them.
Just cheap and tawdry.
Just cheap and tawdry.
We need to put a 2 ton solid gold pineapple in geo-stationary orbit.
For the kids.
For the kids.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We need to put a 2 ton solid gold pineapple in geo-stationary orbit.
For the kids.
For the kids.