Bren McC
@brenmcc.bsky.social
I told you the Internet ends with a whimper didn't I?
Watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony and caught myself right before saying "Stop That!" to the TV when the US athletes started chanting "USA! USA!"
We can't go anywhere nice, can we?
We can't go anywhere nice, can we?
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony and caught myself right before saying "Stop That!" to the TV when the US athletes started chanting "USA! USA!"
We can't go anywhere nice, can we?
We can't go anywhere nice, can we?
Anyone who doesn't understand the European aversion to US chocolate (because of the butyric acid) can get the full impact of the "vomit" smell by buying a fresh Milky Way bar (it doesn't work as well with chocolate that has peanuts) and tear it open directly under your nose.
Phew!
Phew!
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Anyone who doesn't understand the European aversion to US chocolate (because of the butyric acid) can get the full impact of the "vomit" smell by buying a fresh Milky Way bar (it doesn't work as well with chocolate that has peanuts) and tear it open directly under your nose.
Phew!
Phew!
Pepsi's new promotion running only on the blue birdie site makes me sad. I have a problem with companies that still pair with it because it's "easy".
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Pepsi's new promotion running only on the blue birdie site makes me sad. I have a problem with companies that still pair with it because it's "easy".
My mom's nursing home regularly has people in to play music but never GWAR.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My mom's nursing home regularly has people in to play music but never GWAR.
The only silver lining to Trump building all these ghetto "upgrades" to DC without getting approval is we shouldn't need any approval to tear 'em down in 3 years.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The only silver lining to Trump building all these ghetto "upgrades" to DC without getting approval is we shouldn't need any approval to tear 'em down in 3 years.
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All these people saying Trump is a terrible person. But I don't see any of you shitting yourselves on live TV to distract people from your wife's movie failing at the box office.
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
All these people saying Trump is a terrible person. But I don't see any of you shitting yourselves on live TV to distract people from your wife's movie failing at the box office.
The ONLY reason to release an ego project like the First Lady's to theaters is to qualify for awards.
Here's to hoping she's nominated for a Razzie. 🍹
And only a Razzie.
Here's to hoping she's nominated for a Razzie. 🍹
And only a Razzie.
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The ONLY reason to release an ego project like the First Lady's to theaters is to qualify for awards.
Here's to hoping she's nominated for a Razzie. 🍹
And only a Razzie.
Here's to hoping she's nominated for a Razzie. 🍹
And only a Razzie.
Is everybody as scared for the Mirror Universe episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy as I am?
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Is everybody as scared for the Mirror Universe episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy as I am?
I think that Trump is the branching event that puts us on the path to the "Escape From" universe (Escape From New York, Escape From LA). Both liberal cities walled off from the rest of the US.
Sounds like his rhetoric.
Sounds like his rhetoric.
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I think that Trump is the branching event that puts us on the path to the "Escape From" universe (Escape From New York, Escape From LA). Both liberal cities walled off from the rest of the US.
Sounds like his rhetoric.
Sounds like his rhetoric.
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Hey @doritos.com . Thanks for the good times. Sorry I only get the Toasted Corn version any more but the older I get the more of a basic bitch I am.
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hey @doritos.com . Thanks for the good times. Sorry I only get the Toasted Corn version any more but the older I get the more of a basic bitch I am.
You just know that in these zombie universes there's a survivor risking their life cutting open storage units looking for treasure.
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
You just know that in these zombie universes there's a survivor risking their life cutting open storage units looking for treasure.
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"If you rub it while in water, it comes off..."
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"If you rub it while in water, it comes off..."
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
Washing.
It's called washing. That's washing. That's how you wash.
Does someone have a screaming sheep I can rent for the day?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaF...
The Screaming Sheep (Original Upload)
YouTube video by AjQ2891
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Does someone have a screaming sheep I can rent for the day?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaF...
What? No room for Frank Langella in the new "Masters Of The Universe"?
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
What? No room for Frank Langella in the new "Masters Of The Universe"?
Since I know two people (IRL) who've recently lost cars because they left the keys in them I feel this needs to be said.
Key's major security feature is that you can take them with you.
Key's major security feature is that you can take them with you.
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Since I know two people (IRL) who've recently lost cars because they left the keys in them I feel this needs to be said.
Key's major security feature is that you can take them with you.
Key's major security feature is that you can take them with you.
Fairy cakes, Fairy bread, Fairy liquid: I didn't know you could make so much out of fairies!
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Fairy cakes, Fairy bread, Fairy liquid: I didn't know you could make so much out of fairies!
Dr Pepper used to have a slogan "Drink a Bite to Eat at 10, 2, and 4" (because people's energy dips at 10:30 AM, 2:30 and 4:30 PM) which was why the old logo showed those numbers.
My dad used to call it "The pistol drink. Drink it a 10, 2, and 4... Piss 'till 6".
My dad used to call it "The pistol drink. Drink it a 10, 2, and 4... Piss 'till 6".
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Dr Pepper used to have a slogan "Drink a Bite to Eat at 10, 2, and 4" (because people's energy dips at 10:30 AM, 2:30 and 4:30 PM) which was why the old logo showed those numbers.
My dad used to call it "The pistol drink. Drink it a 10, 2, and 4... Piss 'till 6".
My dad used to call it "The pistol drink. Drink it a 10, 2, and 4... Piss 'till 6".
Isn't there some sort of aging-out test where if you don't know who the host of #SNL is without seeing their face you are relegated to watching clips on YouTube?
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Isn't there some sort of aging-out test where if you don't know who the host of #SNL is without seeing their face you are relegated to watching clips on YouTube?
I just saw the advert for the "Melania" movie. You can put me on the list of people that aren't watching it. I couldn't have less interest.
Or maybe I have negative interest.
Or maybe I have negative interest.
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I just saw the advert for the "Melania" movie. You can put me on the list of people that aren't watching it. I couldn't have less interest.
Or maybe I have negative interest.
Or maybe I have negative interest.
Is it true that in the X-rated parody of Spider-man the bad guy is "Doc Cock?"
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Is it true that in the X-rated parody of Spider-man the bad guy is "Doc Cock?"
I don't recall "Burning Bridges" as a Presidential Power or Privilege.
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I don't recall "Burning Bridges" as a Presidential Power or Privilege.
Is anyone giving odds regarding this year's government stance on MLK Day?
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Is anyone giving odds regarding this year's government stance on MLK Day?
The next regulation I'd like to see is for doctor's offices to not make you fill out new paperwork if you have done so in the last 6 months.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The next regulation I'd like to see is for doctor's offices to not make you fill out new paperwork if you have done so in the last 6 months.
Watching "Death Race 2000".
Really feels like living under Trump.
Really feels like living under Trump.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Watching "Death Race 2000".
Really feels like living under Trump.
Really feels like living under Trump.