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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 2h

And I'm the ho that made it!

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 3d

Does a barrel of monkeys come with instructions?

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 3d

In my "Not-So-Great Opinion" of the day, Pocky are okay. They could be better but they're fine.

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 3d

I'm really starting to worry that my reality is A. I. Slop forever.

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 4d

Chocolate is good for you. Nuts are good for you. So why the nutritional hate for New York Super Fudge Chunk®?

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 4d

It doesn't come up often, but I have one of those places where my memory is mis-wired. I always confuse Rip Torn with Rip Taylor.

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 6d

I thought this whole worship of money / golden idol / Trump was settled by Moses.

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 6d

Did you do the Hollywood thing by stabbing the package with a knife, then tasting the product residue on the knife before declaring it "Good Shit"?

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 6d

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 7d

But seriously, did someone tell Trump there was Civil War gold hidden in the walls of the East Wing?

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 9d

Someone call the lifeguard! The deadguard? Those stop motion skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts? Help!

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 11d

Not that they'll see this but, any election campaign ads that have that "A.I." look will keep me from voting for whoever made them.

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 11d

You should see my reaction to your posts!

(Okay, in all honesty, I'm in boxers. Nobody wants to see that)

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 12d

Cootied!

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Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 12d

Steak Tartare made of Minotaur = TaurTarTare?

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 12d

I don't want a survival shelter but I wouldn't say no to one of those quarantine pods they kept the Apollo astronauts in when the returned from space.

Bren McC @brenmcc.bsky.social · 13d

See. This is what happens when your Constitution doesn't have a provision for "Failure to Govern" or a No Confidence procedure.

The founding fathers couldn't even conceive of a situation where a POS would be elected just to sit around jerking off with his thumb up his butt.