BrenttPlaysGames
@brenttplaysgames.bsky.social
Born to Gather, Forced to Work
Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, other nerdy stuff
Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, other nerdy stuff
Oceans rise, empires fall
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oceans rise, empires fall
Learning German and I keep having to say my father is gross
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Learning German and I keep having to say my father is gross
Out: “are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I see!”
In: “are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss I like to see pee.”
In: “are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss I like to see pee.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Out: “are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I see!”
In: “are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss I like to see pee.”
In: “are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss I like to see pee.”
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Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Should the Epstein files be released in full it would undoubtedly be an irreconcilable scandal & disaster for Donald Trump - which is why I predict that Chuck Schumer will post hole on main during that press conference, to save the Republicans from another inevitable defeat.
So I see you like magic the gathering. Well have you ever heard about the original summon legend, our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So I see you like magic the gathering. Well have you ever heard about the original summon legend, our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
The burger was good but the denouement was kind of lacking
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The burger was good but the denouement was kind of lacking
“What’s it feel like, Stiffler?”
“Like ice cold Baja Blast Pie.”
“Like ice cold Baja Blast Pie.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“What’s it feel like, Stiffler?”
“Like ice cold Baja Blast Pie.”
“Like ice cold Baja Blast Pie.”
Non American Friends: “how is life under that administration?”
Me:
Me:
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Non American Friends: “how is life under that administration?”
Me:
Me:
I live in Red Florida where I deal with a lot of Red Floridians. I’m not gonna listen to political and social opinions from people who never wash their hands after taking a piss, sorry.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I live in Red Florida where I deal with a lot of Red Floridians. I’m not gonna listen to political and social opinions from people who never wash their hands after taking a piss, sorry.
I hope Cuomo has terrible dreams on the first private Jet out of NYC!
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hope Cuomo has terrible dreams on the first private Jet out of NYC!
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had a good feeling when i woke up and dick cheney was dead
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
had a good feeling when i woke up and dick cheney was dead
If only Dick Cheney could pass away every morning!
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If only Dick Cheney could pass away every morning!
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anyway, californians: don't forget to vote yes on prop 50
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
anyway, californians: don't forget to vote yes on prop 50
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and fuck you, chuck schumer
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
and fuck you, chuck schumer
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Somehow paying $17 for popped corn feels good in a place like this
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Somehow paying $17 for popped corn feels good in a place like this
*looks at a row of skyscrapers made of universes beyond*
*spits*
*sighs*
“All of these magic the gathering sets used to be orange groves.”
*spits*
*sighs*
“All of these magic the gathering sets used to be orange groves.”
October 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
*looks at a row of skyscrapers made of universes beyond*
*spits*
*sighs*
“All of these magic the gathering sets used to be orange groves.”
*spits*
*sighs*
“All of these magic the gathering sets used to be orange groves.”
My newest magic the gathering commander decks. I like to have fun.
October 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My newest magic the gathering commander decks. I like to have fun.
Me planning out a budget: rent, electric, phone, magic the gathering card sleeves, car payment, car insurance, internet, groceries, gas, savings, magic the gathering card sleeves
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me planning out a budget: rent, electric, phone, magic the gathering card sleeves, car payment, car insurance, internet, groceries, gas, savings, magic the gathering card sleeves
Remember: wash your butt before you wipe the board
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Remember: wash your butt before you wipe the board
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RIP robert redford, who still managed to be the handsomest guy in a chris evans/sebastian stan movie at like 79
September 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
RIP robert redford, who still managed to be the handsomest guy in a chris evans/sebastian stan movie at like 79
Gonna blast some “on the day it finally happens” by Malort and Savior today.
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Gonna blast some “on the day it finally happens” by Malort and Savior today.
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i think if you dedicate your life to harming others, prepare to maybe get harmed sometime
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i think if you dedicate your life to harming others, prepare to maybe get harmed sometime