Brett Hatchman
@bretthatchman.bsky.social
Always looking for a good story to tell 👀
Rolling Stones tragic 🎶🎤🎸🥁
Part-time screenwriter with occasional bouts of imposter syndrome 😳
If you get some spare time & want a good laugh, look up Cops S35 E33. The second arrest went something like this...
Cop chasing Dude on motorcycle. Dude crashes, Cop bales him up.
Dude: I've had enough.
Cop: So have I (clearly not in the mood), kicks Dude straight in the junk & Dude drops like 1/2
Cop chasing Dude on motorcycle. Dude crashes, Cop bales him up.
Dude: I've had enough.
Cop: So have I (clearly not in the mood), kicks Dude straight in the junk & Dude drops like 1/2
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you get some spare time & want a good laugh, look up Cops S35 E33. The second arrest went something like this...
Cop chasing Dude on motorcycle. Dude crashes, Cop bales him up.
Dude: I've had enough.
Cop: So have I (clearly not in the mood), kicks Dude straight in the junk & Dude drops like 1/2
Cop chasing Dude on motorcycle. Dude crashes, Cop bales him up.
Dude: I've had enough.
Cop: So have I (clearly not in the mood), kicks Dude straight in the junk & Dude drops like 1/2
"Welease the Epstein files"
July 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Welease the Epstein files"
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Good, we don't want that weirdo prick here.
Kanye West is no longer welcome in Australia.
The rapper’s visa has been revoked following a slew of hate comments and the release of “Heil Hitler."
The rapper’s visa has been revoked following a slew of hate comments and the release of “Heil Hitler."
Australia Revokes Kanye West's Visa Over 'Offensive Comments' and Pro-Hitler Song
Kanye West's Australian visa has been cancelled with Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke citing the rapper's 'Heil Hitler' song and hate comments.
www.rollingstone.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Good, we don't want that weirdo prick here.
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Hundreds of households celebrated Christmas in June for a little girl with cancer who might not make it to December.
In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.
In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.
Hundreds of neighbors rally to give a 9-year-old with cancer one last Christmas
The days leading up to the Saturday night event were hot and humid but that didn’t stop the community from decorating miles of houses for Kasey Zachmann.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hundreds of households celebrated Christmas in June for a little girl with cancer who might not make it to December.
In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.
In the thick heat and humidity, neighbors dressed in holiday apparel gathered to help one family find happiness in the face of tragedy.
Okay, who is the knucklehead that thought it would be a good idea to green light Polyfamily? I mean, seriously... Poly-fucking-family.
Do people even watch that shite?
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Do people even watch that shite?
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June 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Okay, who is the knucklehead that thought it would be a good idea to green light Polyfamily? I mean, seriously... Poly-fucking-family.
Do people even watch that shite?
📺
Do people even watch that shite?
📺
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Even if you found a haunted Pee Wee Herman doll in the woods behind Hitler's bunker, adopted it, and then educated it on nothing but Mein Kampf and Hogan's Heroes reruns that creepy little doll would still make a better Deputy White House Chief of Staff than goddamn Stephen Miller
June 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Even if you found a haunted Pee Wee Herman doll in the woods behind Hitler's bunker, adopted it, and then educated it on nothing but Mein Kampf and Hogan's Heroes reruns that creepy little doll would still make a better Deputy White House Chief of Staff than goddamn Stephen Miller
Really looking forward to seeing Paul Murray & Peta Credlin cry on national television again tonight. That would be the icing of the cake 👌
#auspol #australiavotes
#auspol #australiavotes
May 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Really looking forward to seeing Paul Murray & Peta Credlin cry on national television again tonight. That would be the icing of the cake 👌
#auspol #australiavotes
#auspol #australiavotes
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GOP: Blah Blah Blah Tariff Tariffs Blah Blah Blah......America: TAX THE FRIGGIN RICH.....🤔🤔🤔
April 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
GOP: Blah Blah Blah Tariff Tariffs Blah Blah Blah......America: TAX THE FRIGGIN RICH.....🤔🤔🤔
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If my posts seem drunk-posting, the pain meds from surgery are still wearing off 🥴😳
April 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
If my posts seem drunk-posting, the pain meds from surgery are still wearing off 🥴😳
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Oh how history haunts us
April 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Oh how history haunts us
An oldie but a goodie 🥴
April 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
An oldie but a goodie 🥴
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
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A wise man once said... ⬇️
April 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A wise man once said... ⬇️
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Happy Birthday to the late James Garner, born 97 years ago today
April 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy Birthday to the late James Garner, born 97 years ago today
Watched an old episode of a TV show & I saw in the opening credits: guest starring, Michelle Hurd & Mykelti Williamson.
Guest Starring, GUEST STARRING!
Are kidding? They should have their own show/shows.
Guest Starring, GUEST STARRING!
Are kidding? They should have their own show/shows.
March 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watched an old episode of a TV show & I saw in the opening credits: guest starring, Michelle Hurd & Mykelti Williamson.
Guest Starring, GUEST STARRING!
Are kidding? They should have their own show/shows.
Guest Starring, GUEST STARRING!
Are kidding? They should have their own show/shows.