Brett Hatchman
@bretthatchman.bsky.social
Always looking for a good story to tell 👀
Rolling Stones tragic 🎶🎤🎸🥁
Part-time screenwriter with occasional bouts of imposter syndrome 😳
2/2... a sack of shit. Cop scuffles while cuffing the Dude. Cop checks guy out for weapons etc and asks...
Cop(sarcastically): Are you hurt anywhere?
Dude: Yeah, my fucking nuts.
Cop (deadpan): Come on, get yourself up off the ground.
Funniest shit that I've seen in a while. 📺🎥
Cop(sarcastically): Are you hurt anywhere?
Dude: Yeah, my fucking nuts.
Cop (deadpan): Come on, get yourself up off the ground.
Funniest shit that I've seen in a while. 📺🎥
October 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
2/2... a sack of shit. Cop scuffles while cuffing the Dude. Cop checks guy out for weapons etc and asks...
Cop(sarcastically): Are you hurt anywhere?
Dude: Yeah, my fucking nuts.
Cop (deadpan): Come on, get yourself up off the ground.
Funniest shit that I've seen in a while. 📺🎥
Cop(sarcastically): Are you hurt anywhere?
Dude: Yeah, my fucking nuts.
Cop (deadpan): Come on, get yourself up off the ground.
Funniest shit that I've seen in a while. 📺🎥
He's a pogue, an embarrassment & a drunk. He had a clear Gunnie from Generation Kill vibe during that speech.
a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words ya 'll startin ' to look like elvis 's
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September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He's a pogue, an embarrassment & a drunk. He had a clear Gunnie from Generation Kill vibe during that speech.
🤣😂🤣😂
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
🤣😂🤣😂
I have his twin sister.
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I have his twin sister.
The perfect Foxworthy meme 😂🤣
July 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The perfect Foxworthy meme 😂🤣
Call it by name 🎶
June 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Call it by name 🎶
🤣😂 That's a good one 👍
May 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
🤣😂 That's a good one 👍
There's a word to describe these masked blokes, it starts with C & ends in UNTS.
Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🤬
Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🤬
May 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There's a word to describe these masked blokes, it starts with C & ends in UNTS.
Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🤬
Sorry for the language Rob, but they make my blood boil 🤬
A lot of "Chesters" over there, so many that I've lost count. They're disgusting filth 😡
May 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
A lot of "Chesters" over there, so many that I've lost count. They're disgusting filth 😡