For what it’s worth:

Speaking as a showrunner with two writers rooms going on now, this article from Ankler is insane. I don’t know who the insider is, but the reporter should call bullshit. This is a GPT press release.

mister war secretary, sir, I would like to report some fat soldiers violating your “smooth muscle boys only” policy. some real chonkers in fatigues, sir.

Politico: Democrats’ risky argument against Republicans jailing them
Axios: 1 Big Thing: Why voters love Trump’s jail threats
Punchbowl: How jailing Pritzker helps Mike Johnson

Don’t miss Washington media catching a very deserved stray here

This little twerp, who’s been there a few months, axed two of the lions of WaPo??

Fisher is an investigative champion and had been at The Post for 39 years. Hoffman had been there for 42, and he won a Pulitzer LAST YEAR.

Hey guys. We’re doing COINTELPRO. Smash that like and subscribe button and leave a five-star review that rats on your friends.

This excellently lays out what I've been muttering about since the Bari news broke. Newsroom management is incredibly stressful and takes many more skills than just promoting contrarian voices. Short-term: CBS News is in trouble. Long-term: Bari is screwed.

Jurassic with a bullet

“prime day” is bad. stores should not have “holidays.”

—guy with 12 blu-rays in his amazon cart

this was produced by the movie pass guys and directed by E from Entourage/the pussy posse how could it have possibly gone wrong

This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.

here's the thing about a Bari Weiss debate show: if it’s broadcast on CBS, it’s a network TV show. and all network TV shows—even if they're vanity projects on networks owned by dumb money nepo babies with no eyebrows—exist at the mercy of their ratings and ability to bring in advertising revenue.

thanks, we gotta normalize sharing the link/not doing impossibly cryptic subtweets in 2025

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one day i would like to be able to afford any of the bottles on that account

Josh Hart’s an unlikely No. 5 but I respect it

my only advice is you let me draft JB

eh gut check says it’s just B.

“The Second Decision” is:

a. he’s retiring
b. cringe Prime Day/NBA on Amazon promo
c. he’s retiring and the retirement tour will be documented in an exclusive Prime Video series

"CEO of the IRS" sounds like a character in a Grand Theft Auto DLC

every day we stray further from god's light*

*:drafting in the cms

Babygirl about to go to five stars on Letterboxd