brianallen.bsky.social
@brianallen.bsky.social
Been listening to Party Up recently, where’d all the sfx go in rap?
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Here’s my cat playing with an orange
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Harry Potter was in a horse show about WHAT?!
June 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
My lifestyle determines my Deathstyle
February 21, 2024 at 7:05 PM
God finally emptied his Red Solo Cup
February 6, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Reposted
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
I want to ride the Lindt chef
September 17, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Just here on Bluesky, smokin’ these tweets
August 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Naming every animal at my local zoo. Guess the zoo.

Gorilla
Bald Eagle
Ent Eater
Ally Gaater
Armydilllo
Puffer fish
August 30, 2023 at 3:55 AM
You never realize how large stop lights actually are
August 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM