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Do you think we’ll see this line in FF7: REVENGEANCE?
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Do you think we’ll see this line in FF7: REVENGEANCE?
High school artists when this game cover dropped
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
High school artists when this game cover dropped
64 days worth of gaming this year (and that’s just on PS5)…
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
64 days worth of gaming this year (and that’s just on PS5)…
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Something something elf on a shelf
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Something something elf on a shelf
My daughter made me a blitzball one year
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My daughter made me a blitzball one year
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
After getting one copy of The Last Story: “But what about second ‘The Last Story’?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
After getting one copy of The Last Story: “But what about second ‘The Last Story’?”
Princess is happy for you
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Princess is happy for you
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
Tried to take cute picture to share….
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Tried to take cute picture to share….
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
Next stop, foxhound!
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Next stop, foxhound!
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
That’s crazy, this dude is famous on the Chicago Reddit
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That’s crazy, this dude is famous on the Chicago Reddit