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The funniest thing that’s ever happened on tv is @mulaney.bsky.social bugging out on @thedailyshow.com with perfect comedic timing.
Do you think we’ll see this line in FF7: REVENGEANCE?
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Do you think we’ll see this line in FF7: REVENGEANCE?
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If you have a hard time with New Years Resolutions, don’t worry I got you covered with 8 Things To Give Up On In 2026.
Giving up is way easier~
Giving up is way easier~
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you have a hard time with New Years Resolutions, don’t worry I got you covered with 8 Things To Give Up On In 2026.
Giving up is way easier~
Giving up is way easier~
64 days worth of gaming this year (and that’s just on PS5)…
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
64 days worth of gaming this year (and that’s just on PS5)…
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!?
And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”
Cam Clarke & David Hayter "Liquid Grinch" Parody - Metal Gear Solid
YouTube video by Cam Clarke
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Something something elf on a shelf
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Something something elf on a shelf
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
gay-ass wife that i love
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
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Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
I have a model that has been working.
I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.
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It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”…
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
October 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”…
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
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I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it
Wasn’t ready for the “50 spokes of Grey” twist halfway through!
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
theonion.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wasn’t ready for the “50 spokes of Grey” twist halfway through!
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
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August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM