Brian Jay Jones
@brianjayjones.com
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Bestselling biographer and big mouth, now coming to you from the wilds of New Mexico. Come for the Muppets, Star Wars, and Dr. Seuss; stay because I make a mean cocktail. Up next: the U.S. Capitol. He/him. Go Lobos 🐺
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In my case, it was a copy editor. In my biography of George Lucas, I had carelessly—because I do know better—misspelled Chewbacca’s home planet of Kashyyyk with only two Ys. The copy editor corrected the spelling and wrote in the margin in all caps “DO NOT GET STAR WARS WRONG.”

Indeed.
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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Really giving the K/S folks a run for the money.
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The fanfic for this one is gonna be LIT.
An 1865  reproduction of painting shows Lincoln ascending into heaven as George Washington meets him in an embrace and places a laurel wreath upon Lincoln's head. Yeah, baby!
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“. . . the relationship between the biographer and his subject is the most intimate one in the world of letters, both affectionate and adversarial, as delicately strung with tensions as a long marriage.”
William Zinsser #biography
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Here’s the one terrible photo I snapped while at a standstill on an overpass. Sorry it doesn’t do it justice. At ALL.
Albuquerque blue sky dotted with balloons. Not a great photo alas
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I couldn’t take a picture because I was driving, but the hot air balloons hanging over Albuquerque in the early morning haze were particularly beautiful this morning. They had even slowed rush hour traffic down on a major thoroughfare where people were slowing down to look up through the valley.
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I am going to sleep with the nightstand light on in the bedroom because I heard weird noises in the house tonight after I first went to bed. I am a grown-ass man essentially sleeping with a nightlight.
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So is “cosy,” “pyjamas” and “ageing.” But they’re also gonna get flagged by a U.S. copy editor.
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I was very fancy and used a question mark in place of the word PRINT.

My computer expertise never evolved beyond this.
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This box will be empty sooner rather than later.
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I guess they’ve been at Walmart, but this is the first one I’ve seen at my local Smith’s.
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I always remember the one where they think a bunch of “stupid hippies” have overdosed, and it turns out they were bitten by black widow spiders.
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I’m still not convinced Paul McCartney actually knows what a hoedown is. #RockyRaccoon
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I haven’t played the last several installments, so I can’t really be sure. So far, Mirage doesn’t have any of that in it— but reading more about it, it sounds like it might be the only one. (Black Flag is, to me, still the most fun, despite all the modern day stuff. Pirate fighting rules!)
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I know, I know… Some people think the modern day storyline is needed to give the game higher stakes and a higher purpose. I don’t need it. I just wanna walk around and stealth blade old Roman guards.
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(I’m currently playing AC: Mirage and if I DO have to deal with this at some point, tell me now so I can hurl the controller across the room in advance.)
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So glad the Assassins Creed franchise seems to have stopped with the Abstergo stuff. Nothing sucked the wind out of gleefully parkouring across some ancient civilization like having to stop and deal with some modern day Illuminati bullshit.
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It’s too early for this shit.
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I’m sure he, uh, “feared for his life.”
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I am now playing Xbox.
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I’m this close to shutting the tv off and playing Xbox instead.
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And another interception. Just awful.