Brian Jewett
@brianjewett.bsky.social
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Hooman to 12 cats, radio management, Sun Devil, and Coyote hockey fan. Stand-up comedy fan, vinyl record collector.
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It's funny because in a lot of cases, booing in sports is actually a sign of respect.
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A BIG CUP OF NOODLES! @cheekface.bsky.social All day!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWz7wpk6d8
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I think it is safe to pencil in a Lin-Manuel cameo in this year's SB halftime show.
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That would be amazing, just the Virtue trilogy.
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"Hey, I like your @cheekface.bsky.social shirt!" Is always a pleasure to hear walking around the AZ ST Fair before @theformat.com concert. #SoYourFriendsCanFindYou.
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Are these people also...all out of bubble gum?
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If you are looking to take a brief break from the hellscape that is the world we live in, I have two new music recommendations:

Liquid Mike - Hell is an Airport
saturdays at your place - these things happen

Both available to buy/stream on Bandcamp and wherever fine music is streamed.
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If the dude was really 200 yards away, there is no way they are finding Leroy "Jethro" Gibbs.
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It feels like we are living in a Star Wars episode and the Left needs to decide which Skywalker it wants to be.
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The biggest surprise is that it wasn't written in crayon.
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Wait, Today Explained isn't engineered by Andrea Kristian's Daughter.
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Why must we live in a world where when I see a license plate that says ILVCAKE I have to question if the piece they love is Think or Thicc.
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I've got a joke about Chekhov's gun, but we'll go get back to that.
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i’ve got a joke about Dre but everybody forgot about it
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I've got a joke about Cleapatra's Needle but the point always goes over everyone's head
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I think I need my upcoming vacation. I started reading the headline and wondered why in the hell George or George H were in the news cycle.
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I wonder what kind of donation Prime Time had to make to get that posted?
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Can't wait to see the Graffiti Jersey out on the Diamond
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Cap'n E.O. is going to be very disappointed he can't make himself Pope now.
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Reuters @reuters.com · Mar 23
Just before leaving the hospital on Sunday, Pope Francis smiled and waved at well-wishers gathered outside. Though the 88-year-old pontiff has returned to the Vatican, his doctors said it would take 'a lot of time' for his ageing body to heal fully reut.rs/4iKxkH8
Pope Francis returns to Vatican after five weeks in hospital
Before leaving the hospital on Sunday, the 88-year-old pope smiled and waved at well-wishers gathered outside.
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GREAT! Now I am in a larger-than-expected rabbit hole of "Steal My Sunshine" covers
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To quote a scout sitting behind me"he has been the best player on the ice all weekend"
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Holla if you hear me!
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Ik ben het er helemaal mee eens, en ik spreek niet eens Nederlands.