Brian
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Brian
@briankemmet.bsky.social
Orioles baseball fan, pro-wrestling dork, lover of Star Wars
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I love all things Star Wars
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
David Rubenstein just needs to slide a signed check across the table to Gunnar and say “fill in whatever number feels right”
I can't deal with Gunnar in pinstripes don't do this to me
Scott Boras said he received calls from Gunnar Henderson, Jackson Holliday and Jordan Westburg — three big Boras clients on the Orioles — and those players expressed excitement at the commitment to winning the Orioles showed by signing Pete Alonso
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m fairly certain my kid’s Furby is possessed.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Good morning from CERN. Science is really cool ya’ll
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“If fish and bread was good enough for Jesus it’s good enough for you”
I heard you said “the MLB”
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well I know what Dylan Cease is going to be thankful for this year
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I had to enlarge the font on my phone screen so I could read this #OldMillennial
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the Fox Sports strike zone overlay is absolute garbage
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ravens, right now
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watching the Tigers/Mariners game
an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years
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October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oh, so the Ravens are BAD bad
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ravens are frauds, ya’ll
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apple cider is the superior fall flavor. Pumpkin spice is…fine?
September 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ravens aren’t going to win another Super Bowl until Harbaugh is gone
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let’s see how Ravens fans are do……..oh
There is no more collectively broken group of people than the Dodgers subreddit this morning
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There is no more collectively broken group of people than the Dodgers subreddit this morning
September 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Camden Yards: The House Rivera Built
As I’ve been saying Emmanuel Rivera is an Orioles hall of famer
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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PANDEMONIUM IN BALTIMORE

The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤
September 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Never doubted us for a second
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
September 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Seriously when can I order a Samuel Basallo jersey?
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Leave it to Beavers!
August 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Happy Tay-Day ya’ll
August 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Imagine telling someone 2 years ago that in the not so distant future Taylor Swift would announce a new album on a football podcast hosted by the Kelce brothers. They would have slapped you and called you a moron.
🚨| PREVIEW OF TAYLOR SWIFT ON “NEW HEIGHTS” PODCAST!
August 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM