Brian
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Premeditated murder of the shipwrecked deliberated over for 41 minutes for the amusement of this administration. Got it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Premeditated murder of the shipwrecked deliberated over for 41 minutes for the amusement of this administration. Got it.
A pair of stylish warrior poets here. Try to restrain yourselves, ladies.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A pair of stylish warrior poets here. Try to restrain yourselves, ladies.
New Pentagon reporters are doing things. It's not journalism but it's definitely things.
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New Pentagon reporters are doing things. It's not journalism but it's definitely things.
Broke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape.
Woke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with a dude.
Bespoke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with him oral power bottoming for Bill Clinton.
Woke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with a dude.
Bespoke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with him oral power bottoming for Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Broke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape.
Woke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with a dude.
Bespoke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with him oral power bottoming for Bill Clinton.
Woke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with a dude.
Bespoke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with him oral power bottoming for Bill Clinton.
She was writing puff pieces about the guy she was dating who was, in fact, an unhinged weirdo with no business being in charge of public health till June 2024, iirc.
This is humiliating not just for her but @nymag.com who found no evidence of wrongdoing after the face. Y’all did some hackery.
This is humiliating not just for her but @nymag.com who found no evidence of wrongdoing after the face. Y’all did some hackery.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
She was writing puff pieces about the guy she was dating who was, in fact, an unhinged weirdo with no business being in charge of public health till June 2024, iirc.
This is humiliating not just for her but @nymag.com who found no evidence of wrongdoing after the face. Y’all did some hackery.
This is humiliating not just for her but @nymag.com who found no evidence of wrongdoing after the face. Y’all did some hackery.
Mister free speech wants to fleece his shareholders real bad.
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Mister free speech wants to fleece his shareholders real bad.
He needs his precious American 5th column to bail them out of the ass beating they’re getting from the neighbor they tried to murder.
June 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
He needs his precious American 5th column to bail them out of the ass beating they’re getting from the neighbor they tried to murder.
That last sentence goes pretty hard.
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That last sentence goes pretty hard.
Standard bachelor/bachelorette party has better OPSEC than our highest ranking gov officials. 😂
March 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Standard bachelor/bachelorette party has better OPSEC than our highest ranking gov officials. 😂
For whatever it’s worth I think the Signal scandal is probably the end of our friends not pushing back. Smart, highly organized bad people doing bad things is terrifying.
A bunch of morons doing moron stuff you realize the slightest pushback works pretty well.
A bunch of morons doing moron stuff you realize the slightest pushback works pretty well.
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For whatever it’s worth I think the Signal scandal is probably the end of our friends not pushing back. Smart, highly organized bad people doing bad things is terrifying.
A bunch of morons doing moron stuff you realize the slightest pushback works pretty well.
A bunch of morons doing moron stuff you realize the slightest pushback works pretty well.
ICE deporting people with no criminal record because they think that in and of itself is suspect enough to send them to a foreign prison camp.
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March 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ICE deporting people with no criminal record because they think that in and of itself is suspect enough to send them to a foreign prison camp.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Refreshing to see the Washington Post Opinion section going with a new editor.
February 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Refreshing to see the Washington Post Opinion section going with a new editor.
The face eating leopards are going to need a lot of glp1 drugs after 4 years of this.
February 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The face eating leopards are going to need a lot of glp1 drugs after 4 years of this.