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I mean I love the World Cup but that’s an organization that built a stadium with the bones of slave labor in a hellscape. I literally thought this was a joke until I saw the video.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Mandatory online age authentication makes almost everyone worse off--except age authentication vendors, who will celebrate their concern about children's welfare at their black-tie industry awards gala + after-party (seats cost 250£ & up; photos cost extra) 🤮

events.ringcentral.com/events/indus...
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Premeditated murder of the shipwrecked deliberated over for 41 minutes for the amusement of this administration. Got it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just a guess.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Spite levels off the charts.
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She was a campaign arm instead of a journalist. Then she withheld information saved for a book deal and continues to withhold information to this day. She hides behind ethics rules when its convenient and cries and hides behind emotional entanglement when the ethic fig leaf is too tattered. Absurd.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New Pentagon reporters are doing things. It's not journalism but it's definitely things.
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I hadn’t fully appreciated the possible significance of this at the time, but the announced resignation of Adm Holsey coincided exactly with the day the navy picked up two survivors of a boat strike with a helicopter.
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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As I was saying
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is the most minor of challenges and he can't get through it because he's too used to getting softball questions from regime cheerleaders.
BESSENT: Affordability is worse in blue states

SORKIN: The JEC says highest inflation over past 4 years has been in red states, especially Florida

B: I'm talking about current

S: Not over the past 4 years?

B: Today

S: Ok. I would say 4 years would be a reasonable trend line to look at
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trump was narcoleptic at that thing even when cabinet members spoke directly to him.
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a 3 hour cabinet meeting yesterday!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Trump: “As far as the attack is concerned, I still haven't gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete…Pete didn't know about a second attack having to do with two people.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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It is amazing that the lawyers for Texas tasked with defending Texas' racial gerrymander are essentially throwing both DOJ and the Governor under the bus.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I dunno, man, if I began an opinion with a 3+ page "Preliminary Statement" complaining about disrespectful conduct by the other two judges on the panel, I would not immediately follow it up with this:
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I assumed that the gap in time where Halligan sent the court reporter home was to brow beat the GJ into voting a certain way. But it turns out they never reviewed it somehow.

I didn't think this could happen because only an idiot try. But Halligan is that idiot, apparently.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Kevin McCarthy is probably somewhere about to have a medical emergency from uncontrollable laughter.
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Big beautiful bill came to him from somewhere I guess…
this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Broke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape.

Woke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with a dude.

Bespoke: Epstein files reveal Putin has depraved Trump sex tape with him oral power bottoming for Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
She was writing puff pieces about the guy she was dating who was, in fact, an unhinged weirdo with no business being in charge of public health till June 2024, iirc.

This is humiliating not just for her but @nymag.com who found no evidence of wrongdoing after the face. Y’all did some hackery.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There are no “barely legal” 15 year olds. In most states that’s a “felony” with “strict liability.”
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Billionaire Peter Thiel believes Greta Thunberg works for the Antichrist.
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Some random Republican tried to come for me in the Halls of Congress.

Things didn’t work out well for him.

#SaveHealthcare
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM