Brian M Wilcox
@brianmwilcox.bsky.social
Cat lover. Retired Pharm.D.. America’s Smartest Dumbass or Dumbest Smartass? Happily married 46yrs. Older(67) than anyone thought I’d get to be. Quit X 10/10/23. Please no starter packs! DMs ignored.
I save a few for a 5am revenge barrage.
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I save a few for a 5am revenge barrage.
My wife calls the mammogram machine “The Tittie Squisher.” First time she said that I thought she was referring to me.
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
My wife calls the mammogram machine “The Tittie Squisher.” First time she said that I thought she was referring to me.
The second photo is a fantastic look for you!
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The second photo is a fantastic look for you!
Trade it in on something too small for 2 car seats!
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Trade it in on something too small for 2 car seats!
The year hasn’t even started and already you’re a failure.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The year hasn’t even started and already you’re a failure.
You should start writing more of these books!
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
You should start writing more of these books!
That’s an abomination!!!
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
That’s an abomination!!!
Reposted by Brian M Wilcox
I really don't know if there's a heaven or hell, but if there isn't a hell, I think they would certainly create one just for this despicable monster. 🤬🤬🤬
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I really don't know if there's a heaven or hell, but if there isn't a hell, I think they would certainly create one just for this despicable monster. 🤬🤬🤬