Brian M Wilcox
@brianmwilcox.bsky.social
Cat lover. Retired Pharm.D.. America’s Smartest Dumbass or Dumbest Smartass? Happily married 46yrs. Older(67) than anyone thought I’d get to be. Quit X 10/10/23. Please no starter packs! DMs ignored.
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Brian M Wilcox
@brianmwilcox.bsky.social
· Jun 11
If you have a minute, tell me everything you know.
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My new Stage Name will be “Bob Cyclone”.
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My new Stage Name will be “Bob Cyclone”.
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We have ourselves a Hitler problem.
Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We have ourselves a Hitler problem.
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Absolutely love this robot.
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Absolutely love this robot.
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CANADA is accepting applications from individual states to become provinces of Canada.
Benefits: Universal health care, low crime, well-funded public education, reasonable gun laws, non-partisan legal & electoral systems…
Send description of why your state deserves to be a Canadian province.
➡️ gg.ca
Benefits: Universal health care, low crime, well-funded public education, reasonable gun laws, non-partisan legal & electoral systems…
Send description of why your state deserves to be a Canadian province.
➡️ gg.ca
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
CANADA is accepting applications from individual states to become provinces of Canada.
Benefits: Universal health care, low crime, well-funded public education, reasonable gun laws, non-partisan legal & electoral systems…
Send description of why your state deserves to be a Canadian province.
➡️ gg.ca
Benefits: Universal health care, low crime, well-funded public education, reasonable gun laws, non-partisan legal & electoral systems…
Send description of why your state deserves to be a Canadian province.
➡️ gg.ca
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I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
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The self proclaimed “The Internet’s Youngest Voice of Reason” also proves he’s the internets greatest idiot.
Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, you jizz muffin.
Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, you jizz muffin.
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The self proclaimed “The Internet’s Youngest Voice of Reason” also proves he’s the internets greatest idiot.
Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, you jizz muffin.
Bad Bunny is from Puerto Rico, you jizz muffin.
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trying to remember which of my relatives had a volvo they called "the swedish bitch"
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
trying to remember which of my relatives had a volvo they called "the swedish bitch"
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Republicans have a Nazi problem because they are Nazis. It’s actually pretty straightforward.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Republicans have a Nazi problem because they are Nazis. It’s actually pretty straightforward.
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When you have anxiety
Any room can be a panic room 😏
Any room can be a panic room 😏
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
When you have anxiety
Any room can be a panic room 😏
Any room can be a panic room 😏
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Ha ha everything sucks. Ha ha everything you think is safe will be commodified to the point of systemic betrayal. Ha ha.
December 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ha ha everything sucks. Ha ha everything you think is safe will be commodified to the point of systemic betrayal. Ha ha.
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Blocked someone who told me they intended to pirate my work because they can't get it exactly where and how they want. Maybe they will, but they're an asshole to go out of their way to tell a creator that, and I'm not tolerating assholes on this site. It's easy not to be an asshole, y'all.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Blocked someone who told me they intended to pirate my work because they can't get it exactly where and how they want. Maybe they will, but they're an asshole to go out of their way to tell a creator that, and I'm not tolerating assholes on this site. It's easy not to be an asshole, y'all.
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Someone practicing the oboe out there. Hell of a lot better than the bassoon a number of years ago. That was pretty alarming.
I wonder if it’s the same person, and why the 5 yr hiatus?
I wonder if it’s the same person, and why the 5 yr hiatus?
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Someone practicing the oboe out there. Hell of a lot better than the bassoon a number of years ago. That was pretty alarming.
I wonder if it’s the same person, and why the 5 yr hiatus?
I wonder if it’s the same person, and why the 5 yr hiatus?
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NOW. What are they waiting for?
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NOW. What are they waiting for?
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Undeclared act of war.
🚨BREAKING: The U.S. military has seized a third oil tanker near Venezuela—Bloomberg
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Undeclared act of war.
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Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Man, I'm done with the days getting shorter! I am talking to MANAGEMENT. I will GET RESULTS. If the days get longer here on out, you'll know who to thank.
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Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.