Brian Spiva
@brianspiva.bsky.social
Baltimorean. Twitter refugee. Orioles. Ravens. Liverpool Reds. Capitals. Indivisible Baltimore County. Loaded with dated cultural references and Star Trek trivia.
If it were only that simple….
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If it were only that simple….
How much money do you have in that Executive Order, old man? Oh, none.
spongebob says well good luck with that in a cartoon
ALT: spongebob says well good luck with that in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How much money do you have in that Executive Order, old man? Oh, none.
I have a slightly different take: "...the latest sign that *Trump is invested* in once-taboo drugs that have increasingly become part of America’s mainstream."
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have a slightly different take: "...the latest sign that *Trump is invested* in once-taboo drugs that have increasingly become part of America’s mainstream."
That’s a nice, cool $2.5B that he does not have access to, but, sure, go right ahead.
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That’s a nice, cool $2.5B that he does not have access to, but, sure, go right ahead.
Reminder: the alternative was Larry Hogan. But still, she’s been a disappointment. Jettison the consultants. That’s the only explanation for her erratic voting record.
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Reminder: the alternative was Larry Hogan. But still, she’s been a disappointment. Jettison the consultants. That’s the only explanation for her erratic voting record.
They keep screwing up and keeping their jobs. This is MAGA Affirmative Action.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They keep screwing up and keeping their jobs. This is MAGA Affirmative Action.
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This is a very exciting season without the Chiefs having a good year. There are tight races in every division. Not having Mahomes and Kelce on my screen every week is good for my enjoyment of the sport. Talk about grandpa Rivers' return.
This is a very exciting season without the Chiefs having a good year. There are tight races in every division. Not having Mahomes and Kelce on my screen every week is good for my enjoyment of the sport. Talk about grandpa Rivers' return.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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This is a very exciting season without the Chiefs having a good year. There are tight races in every division. Not having Mahomes and Kelce on my screen every week is good for my enjoyment of the sport. Talk about grandpa Rivers' return.
This is a very exciting season without the Chiefs having a good year. There are tight races in every division. Not having Mahomes and Kelce on my screen every week is good for my enjoyment of the sport. Talk about grandpa Rivers' return.
From his threads, it appears he skips most mornings.
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
From his threads, it appears he skips most mornings.
She was just “scoping some sights” that day. Nothing to see here.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
She was just “scoping some sights” that day. Nothing to see here.
First dose goes to the White House.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
First dose goes to the White House.
😭😭 Stunned silence.
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
😭😭 Stunned silence.
“These facts are so clear that I cannot provide details to prove them.”
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“These facts are so clear that I cannot provide details to prove them.”
As Keanu Reeves said in 1989’s “Parenthood,” “You need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish.
But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent."
If you have to ask AI why your child acts like a child you shouldn’t be a parent.
But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent."
If you have to ask AI why your child acts like a child you shouldn’t be a parent.
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
As Keanu Reeves said in 1989’s “Parenthood,” “You need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish.
But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent."
If you have to ask AI why your child acts like a child you shouldn’t be a parent.
But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent."
If you have to ask AI why your child acts like a child you shouldn’t be a parent.
That’s right. Work up a good sweat before getting on the airplane. We don’t care if you drip on us.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
That’s right. Work up a good sweat before getting on the airplane. We don’t care if you drip on us.