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Brian Spiva

@brianspiva.bsky.social

380 followers 830 following 790 posts

Baltimorean. Twitter refugee. Orioles. Ravens. Liverpool Reds. Capitals. Indivisible Baltimore County. Loaded with dated cultural references and Star Trek trivia.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 7h

Yessir! O’s can use another first baseman/DH and hamstring our new manager just like Brian Cashman did.

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 10h

They need to let him go. He has work to do.

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 12h

When are you doing this, bub? You've been talking about it for months. Or is this another one of those "we'll take care of pharmaceutical costs and jobs and economy in 2026?"

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 12h

"But when you give 82 vaccines in one shot to a baby...." WTAF are you talking about? Trump's brain is the consistency of runny mashed potatoes.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 12h

LMAO

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 13h

Can’t wait to see the scenes with Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, they’re in the movie, right? Right?

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 13h

Da fuq? Lol. Of course this is in Florida.

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 13h

I hope they include the scenes with Jeffrey Epstein, otherwise it’s not a truthful documentary.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 15h

His brain is mashed potatoes swimming in watery gravy.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine how much worse off we'd be if these clowns were even the slightest bit competent.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 1d

Truly. Just a waste of money and resources.

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 1d

McGrath may have had a distinguished military career, but as a politician and MSNBC commentator she leaves much to be desired. The Democrats need new leadership and to jettison their milquetoast consultants into the center of our flaming hot sun.

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 1d

This is how you do it. Make fun of these dumbasses. They hate it.

Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 1d

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 2d

someone needlepoint this on a pillow for me, please and thank you

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 2d

Is he going to settle the ware between Albania and Aberbaijan?
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Aberbaijan has always been at war with Albania. Stream a new episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart now on BINGE. #TheDailyShow #TheDailyShowWithJonStewart #JonStewart #WhatToWatch

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Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just buy a couple of colored strands at $6/box, thanks.

Brian Spiva @brianspiva.bsky.social · 2d

Not true. A calm bond market means the Brewers will finish off the Cubs in Chicago on Wednesday night.

Makes the same amount of causal sense as what Miran said.