Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

The normal generation gaps in families are wild to me because what do you mean you’re a late millennial and your grandparents were born near WWII there’s a nonzero chance my maternal grandmother was involved in her families bootlegging business during prohibition.

in honor of the winter solstice, i, too, will be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.

Glad to be a part of the great migration from the hellscape.